Dimensions : v.5: no.9(1992:Apr.)

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Dimensions : v.5: no.9(1992:Apr.)
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Dimensions was a lesbian lifestyle magazine published in Lubbock, TX from July 1986 until the end of 1996. Content includes national news, poetry, book reviews, advice columns, and horoscopes.
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en_US Visions Publishing Co.
Date Issued
1992-04
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Dimensions
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Dimensions
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Chambers, Kelly
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1990-1999
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April 1992

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ConmEisTS
Volume 5, Issue 9• April 1992

Features
CRUISING! CRUISES for women 17

The CoFiEE Ceeb
Lesbian Literature, Music, Movies & More 24

Are You A Game Player? 27

CojwERSATioi^s With Biatvda
Humor by Comedian Nancy Ford 22

A Feminist Perspective
Women & Politics With Lobbyist Laurie Eiserloh 38

HoiKmiET FEATUREiS
8 News • 12 What's Goin' On
15 Dear Agnes • 29 Poetry
30 Horoscope* 32 Directory
35 Classifieds •39 Graffiti

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The I^ews
From Around the Region, the Country & the World

Meeting Between
Bush & Gays Sparks
Backlash
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Far Right
organizations have seized on a meeting
between the National Gay and Lesbian
Task Force and the Bush/Quayle '92
campaign to push anti-gay rhetoric to
the forefront of the presidential race
and attack gay and lesbian campaign
visibility.
NGLTF representatives met with Rob

NGLTF agenda is not the Republican
agenda and should not become part of
your re-election bid."
The Conservative Political Caucus,Pat
Robertson's "700 Club", the National
Association of Evangelicals and other

groups have also vilified the meeting.
Richard Land,Christian Life Commis
sion head,was quoted inThe Tennessean
as saying, "People who campaign for

office as pro-family are engaging in
hypocrisy when they court people whose
lifestyle is not...traditional."

ert Mosbacher,chair ofthe Bush reelec

The White House has distanced itself

tion campaign on February 13 in Wash
ington. D.C. The activists briefed the
campaign on discrimination,AIDS and
homophobic campaign rhetoric. Fol
lowing national media coverage of the

from the meeting,saying it was a"per
sonal decision" by Mosbacher.
"Gay people have every right to meet
with representatives ofour elected offi
cials," said NGLTF executive director

gay and lesbian issues.

Urvashi Vaid, who arranged the meet
ing.'These extremist groups are anti
democratic. In a panic because of in
creasing gay political organizing, they
are striking out at our visibility. Now

"Having the highest-ranking member
of your re-election campaign meet with
the homosexual lobby is a direct contra

capitulate to the bigotry of exu-emists,
or will he stand for tolerance and jus

meeting,several arch-conservative po
litical and religious groupsaggressively
condemned the meeting and demanded
President Bush disavow himself from

diction to your attempts to portray your
administration as pro-family," wrote
Rev. Morris Chapman,president of the
Southern Baptist Convention (SBQ,
and reported in the Washington Times.
"We call upon you to personally dis
avow any support or sympathy for the

homosexual civil rights agenda."
On February 24,Reps.William Danne-

meyer(R-CA),Newt Gingrich(R-GA)

the burden is on President Bush.Will he

tice?"

Anti-Gay Pressure On
In Oregon,Alabama &
Colorado
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A far-right
Christian organization has bombarded
Oregon's gay and lesbian community
with a number of statewide and local

and other conservative Congressmen
fired off a letter to Bush blasting the

anli-gay initiatives to be placed on the

meeting.'The invitation and meeting
wasa slap in the face to every voter who

bama,the state Senate is poised to vote
on a bill which would mandate that
schools teach that homosexuality is

affirms the traditional family. The
Page 8 • Dimensions •April '92

ballots this year. Meanwhile, in Ala

unacceptable and a criminal offense. At

for a list of organizations and contacts

the same time in Colorado,activists are

in the various states.

waging a battle againsta statewide an tigay initiative.
The Oregon Citizens Alliance, a farright group that initiated a successful
anti-gay measure in 1988, introduced
two statewide and three local initia
tives.
Onestatewide initiative amends the state

constitution to prohibit local, regional,
and state govemments in Oregon from
"promoting, encouraging, or facilitat
ing" homosexuality.
These initiatives would mean that gay
men and lesbians could lose their jobs
or homessimply because oftheir sexual
orientation, with no legal recourse.
Govemments could not issue permits
for gay pride marches, public facilities
could not be rented to gay organiza
tions,public libraries would berequired
to remove books that treat homosexual

ity neutrally or positively, and public
schools would be required to teach stu
dents that homosexuality is"abnormal,

wrong, unnatural, and perverse."
In Alabama, the State Senate Health

Committee unanimously approved ofa
bill mandating specific limits on sex
education in public schools. If passed,
the bill would require that schools re
move abortion and safer sex discus

sions in sex-ed classes, teach total ab

stinence as the only form of prevention
for AIDS,and teach that homosexual

ity is unacceptable and a criminal of
fense.

The Colorado for Family Values initia
tive, would exclude sexual orientation

from protected class status in any civil
rights laws in the state.
If you would like to get involved in the

fight to defeat these various initiatives,
you can contact the National Gay &
Lesbian Task Force at(202)332-6483

Students Collect

Ballots to End ROTO
Discriniination
WASHINGTON,D.C. - The National

Lesbian,Gay & Bisexual Student Cau
cus, an affiliate of the United States
Student Association(USS A)collected
close to four thousand postcard-like

ballots urging the President to rescind
the ROTC's and the Department of
Defense' discriminatory policy against

lesbian, gay and bisexual people. The
ballots were collected from over one-

hundred(100)campuses spanning over
thirty states.However,the ballots them
selvesrepresent voting studentsin fortyeight (48) states and even American
students as far away asPuerto Rico,the
United Kingdom and New Zealand.

The campaign is part of the Caucus'
"1992 Student vote Against Discrimi
nation." Each postcard-like ballot is a
potential student vote and conveys a

message that students are a voting con
stituency to be reckoned with for the
'92 Elections.

The ballots were distributed at both
small and big, rural and urban cam

puses. The highest return came from
campusesthroughoutthe Central,South
and Southeast,extending from Arizona

to Florida and the Atlantic Ocean.C^puses in the Dimensions distribution
area that participated include: Rice,
SMU,A&M,UT North Texas,UT Ar

lington, UT Austin, UT San Antonio,
Oklahoma State, and the Univ.ofOkla
homa at Norman.

The National Lesbian,Gay & Bisexual
Caucus is an affiliate of USSA and
networks, organizes and advocates for
lesbian,gay and bisexualstudents across
April '92 • Dimensions • Page 9

the nation and in Washington, D.C.

Color in Diversity Program for NOW,

The U.S. Student Association is the

and current Coordinator of Leadership
for the Black Gay and Lesbian Confer

country's oldest, largest and most di
verse national student union represent
ing close to four million students to the
White House, U.S. Congress, Federal
Education Deparunent and in the na
tional higher education community.

Dallas Gearing Up
ForTLC '92
DALLAS - The fifth annual Texas Les

bian Conference will take place on May

ence.

Kate Clinton, Lesbian-Feminist-Hu
morist,is scheduled for theconference's

Saturday nightentertainment.The Kate
Clinton concert is open to everyone.
Tickets are SIO in advance for confer
ence attendees and S12 for those not

attending the conference.

TLC will host more than 39 workshops
and will sponsor a round-table discus
sion open to gay men so that"commu

15-17 at the Southland Hotel in Down

nity gender issues" may be addressed.

town Dallas. The conference is spon
sored by Lesbian Visionaries and be
tween 600-1000 women are expected

The cost of the conference is on a slid

to attend.

ing scale of $35-$45. Rooms are re
served for conference participants at a
flat rate of $55 for up to four people.

The conference keynote speakers in
clude Laurie Eiserloh, lobbyist for the
Lesbian and Gay Rights Lobby;Emma

Home hospitality is also available if
requested in advance. Vendor space is

Perez,PhD.,AssistantProfessorof His
tory at UTEP and featured author of
Chicana Lesbians:The Girls Our Moth

For more information about TLC,call
(214) 740-3407. For travel arrange
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What's Goia' On
A Monthly Usting Of Special Events All Around The Area
HOUSTON - Monica Grant returns

Sally Cavell and Altazar. There will

to Houston on Friday, April 3rd at

also be and Arts & Crafts Fair, work

8:30pm for a very distinctive comedy

shops, a fun run and dances held on
Saturday and Sunday nights. Housing
is available at the University of New

performance in the Downtown Market

Square Historic District's Bayou Ter
race (located in the historic Magnolia
Brewery).Taking the stage first will be
Dimension's (and Houston's) own
Nancy Ford dishing out her unique
brand of comedy. Tickets are $10-$20
and are available at INKLINGS Book

shop, at the door,or by calling Planet
Earth Productions at(713)528-0748.
DALLAS - The CATHEDRAL OF
HOPE MCC will hold its third annual

Shop 'til You Drop auction on Satur

Mexico dorms or from various hotels in

town. For housing and ticket informa
tion,please write: Wim infest,P.O.Box
80204,Albuquerque,NM 87198-0204.
DALLAS - Comedian/singer Monica
Grant will also be appearing in Dallas

on Saturday, April 4th at the Dallas
Gay Alliance Community Center
(2701 Reagan) at 8pm. Julie Mon-

danaro will open the concert. Tickets
are $10.00 in advance and are available

day,ApriI4th,1992.Proceeds will ben
efit the Lesbian Resource Centre,

at CURIOUS TIMES. A portion of the

Lesbian Visionaries and the Women's

Gay & Lesbian Alliance and the AIDS

Health Project. Some of the items to

be auctioned are: wine tasting parties,
moonbght cruises, movie passes, con
cert tickets, haircuts and stylings, din
ners, objects d'art, and massages.Pre

view is at6pm and the auction begins at
7pm. Admission is $1. Hors d'oeuvres

will be available throughout the eve
ning. Cash, check. Visa, MasterCard
and American Express will be accepted.

The church is locted at 5353 Maple
Ave. For more info, contact Sue

Schraderat(214)526-6221.

ALBUQ UERQUE-Start making plans

proceeds will go to benefit the Dallas
Resource Center. For more info, call
Soundtrax Productions at(214)9860040.

AUSTIN - Shaman's Circle, a gay

men's empowerment group will offer
Coming Together: Gay Men and Les
bians,a weekend of sharing on a thou
sand-acre ranch in the Texas HillCoun

try on April 3-5 and again on May 2931. For more information about these
weekends and other events sponsored

by Shaman's Circle, please contact

liberty books at(512)495-9737
or(800)828-1279.

now to attend Wiminfest'92,May 22-

24 (Memorial Day Weekend). The
weekend will include lots of musicfrom

performers such as Havens, Marga
Gomez,Dissapear Fear,Venus Envy,
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everywhere - The 13th Annual

Conference of the Gay and Lesbian
Parents Coalition International

(GLPCI) will be held at the downtown

Hyatt Regency in Indianapolis, Indi
ana June 3-5. The conference will be a

gathering of parents, co-parents, part
ners, spouses and children. There will
be workshops, guest speakers, a ban
quet,a dance,entertianment,fireworks
and a family picnic. There will be a
Children's Conference for ages 6-12
and a Youth Conference for ages 13
and up. Childcare will be available for
infants to age five. For more informa
tion on GLPCI or on the conference,

please call (202) 583-8029 or write:
P.O. Box 50360, Washington, D.C.
20091.

FT. WORTH - Chris Williamson &
Tret Pure will be in concert at the

Orchestra Hall in Fort Worth on April
11th at 8pm. Tickets are available at

DALLAS - Looking for something new
and different to do? A lesbian Tupperware Party and fundraiser will be held

on April 26th from 2-5pm at the Dallas
Gay and Lesbian Center. Proceeds
will go to benefit the Texas Lesbian
Conference.For more info,or for pre-

sales and catalogues,call Susan at(214)
881-1467. Visa, MasterCard and Dis

cover will be accepted.

HOUSTON - Betsy will be celebrating
her Six Year Anniversary of The
RANCH on Sunday, April 26th —
don't miss the party! In addition to all
the anniversary activities,on Thursday,
April 9th, the Thursday Bowling
League will hold it's Award Ceremo
nies in the RANCH and on Sunday,

Curious Times in Dallas and Connec

April 12th, the Sunday Bowling
League will hold their awards in MS.

tions and Crosswords in Ft. Worth.

B'S.

HOUSTON - A Houston authoris seek

ing information,recollections and indi
viduals associated with Houston Gay
and Lesbian Pride Weeks ofthe past.

If you are willing to be interviewed or
have anything to contribute to a book
on Houston'sPride History,please con

HOUSTON - Nancy Ford invites ev
erybody to come on outto JULIETTE'S
PLACE every Thursday at 9pm when

she hosts Open Mike Night. Bring
your voice,favorite musical instrument
or your dancing shoes and show off
your talent!

tact Jazz at (713) 522-9325 or (713)
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Dear Agates
Answers to your questions about love,
RELATIONSHIIPS & PERSONAL PROBLEMS

Dear Agnes,

back and forth for months before we

I wrote to you back in November and
you published my letter in December's
Dimensions (letter signed "Miserable,
City Withheld").I wrote abouta woman
I had been dating for two years and I
finally broke up with her because we
always verbally and physically fought
Well, I ended up having to move be
cause she was constantly over at my
house causing problems all the time.
I'm so glad I did.I took your advice and
went to talk to someone.It helped alot.
Ifinally got the nerve to go outand meet
some people.Now I have lots offriends

physically met. I gave an in-depth de
scription of the kind of woman I am

and they are wonderful.I didn't think it
was possible I could have friends again
as much as my ex-lover was putting me
down all the time.
There were times when I started think

ing about her and got depressed. My
friends were right there to cheer me up
again. I want to say thanks to them for
being there,and thanks a million to you.
I'm a much happier person today!
VERY HAPPY IN:

Austin, TX

interested in. She knew that she didn't

fit the bill, but she continued to disillu
sion me. And,I began to fall in love..

.I compromised my standards the mo
ment I laid eyes on her. I accepted her

for the person I had grown to love
within — right down to the men's
BVD's and Stetson! But, she took ad
vantage of that love.

Although she claimed to have owned a
business, it became apparent that she

preferred to spend my money. There
were no contributions to the rent,food

or phone bill that she ran up accepting
collect calls from all over Texas! What

really hurt was her blatant disrespect
for me and my career, when she'd
scream at the top of her lungs about our

personal affairs during her temper tan
trums. Does my desire of a discreet

relationship make me homophobic?

As long as this is America and 1 have the
freedom to choose, 1 choose a woman

who looks like, acts like, and enjoys

being a woman.1 know that"Heartbro
ken" loves me; as 1 do her. But, as

Dear Happy,
It is great to hear that you are doing so
well! I wish you continued happiness
and success.

Dear Agnes,
This is in reference to your response to
"Heartbroken"(February 1992Dimen
sions),and your criticism of my former

mate.Maybe you wouldn't be sojudge
mental, if you were better informed...
"Heartbroken" and I wrote long letters

Arnold said, in the movie Torch Song

Trilogy,"... but, NOT enough!"
P.S. Hopefully, you have room to print
"the rest of the story."

Without "Love"
San Antonio, TX
Dear Without,

Thanks for filling us in. 1 realize that all
stories have two sides. Unfortunately,
in the letters 1 receive,there is only one
side of the story represented.

April '92 • Dimensions • Page 15

Dear Agnes,
I have a question I thought maybe you
could answer. I really don't get into
"butch" or "fluff. I am just me. Why

wear. It is always a good idea to get to
know people for who they are as indi

viduals. They will surprise you every
time. The woman with all the makeup

can't more women be like that?
I don't want someone who carries a

may be a great car mechanic, and the

wallet in their back pocket, nor do I

pocket may arrange flowers for a living

want someone that carries tons of

able, gentle, strong women anywhere?

... you just never know.
Perhaps Dimension's readers havesome
comments on this subject. I'd like to
hear from anyone who has an opinion

If so, point me in their direction.

on the stereotyping ofbutch and/or fluff

makeup in a purse.
Are there any down to earth, comfort

Looking For A Real
Relationship
Fort Worth,TX

woman with the wallet in her back

women!

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Write To "Agnes"
WITH Your

Dear Looking,
It's bad business to judge people on
how they look, what they wear, where
they carry their wallet(or how fat it is),
or how much makeup they do or don't

Problems At:

P.O. Box 856

Lubbock, TX 79408

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CRUISING!

Cruises For Lesbian Women (and gay men too)
by Tasha Sumner
tions range from the Caribbean to the

Imagine sailing the ocean blue on aship
with hundreds ofwomen...gay woman.
Imagine that nobody cares if you kiss

So what's a cruise like and how do you

your lover in the dining room or hold

get on board? Well, we'll start with a

hands while you sunbathe on deck. If
you are single, imagine meeting other
single gay women from all over the
country (and the world) in one place.

little information about cruises in gen
eral and then move on to specific com

Sounds like fun, huh?

Twocompaniesare now offering cruises

for lesbians (others offer mixed - gay
men & lesbian — cruises). Destina

Nile.

panies.

THE CRUISE
Most cruise packages include every

thing except your travel to and from the
port city and your beverages(alcoholic
April '92 • Dimensions • Page 17

and non-alcoholic) while on board.

You'll also have to pay your own taxes,

and accommodations. Every cruise in
cludes nightly entertainment by some

gratuities and transfer fees.

of the best names in women's music.

Mostships offer one or two large dining
rooms as well as buffets in the lounge or

Past performers include(butaren'tlim
ited to)Chris Williamson,Teresa Trull

on deck. Most will make arrangements

and Tret Pure.

for special diets (vegetarian, diabetic,
salt-free, kosher, etc.) upon request

events with women from differentcom

when you make reservations. Food is

included in the price of the cruise.

If you are worried about being bored
while on board — don't! Most ships
have a lounge, one or more swimming
pools, and a gambling casino(depend

ing upon the ship). Activities range
from aerobic classes,dances and nightly
entertainment to 12-step meetings and
commitment ceremonies.

Most cruises offer planned tours and
activities while you are in a port, but
you are welcome to hit the local market

or explore on your own as long as you
are back on the ship in time for departirre.

What should you wear on a cruise?
Casual attire is fine although you will
be expected to "dress" for dinner(you

Olivia Cruises also offer meetings and

munities along the travel route. The
Greek cruise will offer a special cere
mony on the Isle of Lesbos for those
who wish to honor Sappho.The Alaska

cruise will offer plane rides over the
glaciers, hiking and other activities.
Special activities on Olivia cruises in

clude: singles nights, midnight buffets
on the deck, the "Dating Game", and
dancelessons. 12-step meetingsare also
available on all cruises.

Cruises for the remainder of 1992 in

clude: Alaska - 7 nights, June 19-26
leaving from Vancouver;and the Greek

Isles - 7 nights,September 14-21,leav
ing from Athens. A Mexican Riviera
Valentine's cruise is already scheduled

for February 13-20, 1993. This cruise
is 7 nights,leaves from San Diego,and

don't have to wear a tux or formal —

goes to Cabo San Lucas, Mazatlan and

unless you just want to).

Puerto Vallarta.

THE COMPANIES

robin TYLER TOURS

OLIVIA CRUISES
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4400 Market Street

(818)893-4075

Oakland, CA 94068

Robin Tyler is well known for the suc

Olivia, the biggest name in women's

cess of her women's music and comedy
festivals and has had two sold-out all-

cruises, offers a variety of destinations

15842 Chase Street

Sepulveda, CA 91343

women cruises.Her nextcruise is sched

including; the Bahamas; the Mexican
Caribbean; the Mexican Riviera;
Alaska;and the Greek Isles(with a stop
at the Isle of Lesbos!). Prices start at

lucky group of women up the Egyptian
Nile. An optional, add-on tour ofIsrael

$795 per person all the way up to $2595

and a separate Nile cruise for men are

per person depending on destination

also available. Between now and the

uled for February 1993 and will take a

Nile cruises, Robin Tyler will offer a
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CoiWERSATIOSrS
With Biahia
Part X
BY NANCY FORD
Bianda was amazed at the ease in which the two-hundred some odd patrons(some odder than
others)flowed into and aroimd the club.It was the Power Hour atThe Storm Cellar—that weekly
post-work gathering of the lesbian community's movers and shakers.The subterranean meeting

place was once a huge wine cellar beneath Auntie Em's,Bianda's favorite restaurant. But since
the Reagan years, most of the wine served at Auntie Em's was generally stored in a cardboard
carton, leaving this voluminous cavem empty, echoing.
Butnottonight.Notduring Power Hour.The women crammed together,lined up in pseudo-rack

formation,somewhat akin to the wine bottles that had aged and ripened in thatsame room lifetimes
before. Many of them wore business suits and tasteful pumps,some comfortably, easily, while
others donned pantyhose only as an inevitable corporate disguise. On a good night they would
move together in one body,dancing in conversation and innuendo.Thisseemed to be a good night.

The women networked,drank,politicked,smoked and pontificated,thinly veiling their ancient
mating ritual.Two macfilUon years ago women huddled around a fire in a cave exchanging herbal

remedies, tribal songs and nurturing massages while their male counterparts pwunded the killing
trad.Tonight at The Storm Cellar women huddled together to organize fimding to propagate their
own social interests, or to share the name of a good investment broker, gynecologist or
veterinarian. With any luck these conversations de deux wdl later turn into invitations for a

cappucino nightcap upstairs at Auntie Em's.Perhaps later stiU some of the women,the one whose
planets and stars have aligned and linked double-heart fashion in the cosmos, will retire to the

nearest cave to exchange herbal remedies, tribal songs and tender nurturing massages.
Bianda scanned the periphery of the room looking for some human drama to entertain her.To
her left a group of five women discussed heatedly the difference between a lesbian and a gay

woman. Atthe comer tablejust beyond the debaters,two other women were having a confrontation

of another kind altogether. They stared at each other lustily as each raced to be the first to tonguetie a cherry stem.

"The one on the left.I give her a 5.5 for technical merit,but a perfect6 in artistic interpretation."
Amused,Bianda turned toward the direction of the quip.She recognized The Stranger, yet she
didn t. Farmliar anonymity. Say something, dummy, Bianda thought Say something quick,

something witty,something intelligent before this goddess is sucked Lck into the whirlpool,and

oii/o/my
h/e/orever.Bianda turned,and volleyed."Soooo,what's a well-adjusted,stable-looking
woman hke you domg m a tawdry place Wee this?"Bianda winced at her own triteness. That's it,
dazzle her with repartee.

The Stranger flashed a glistening smile,without doubtcausing atleast3or4fellow cave women
within her immediate sphere ofinfluence to lose their trains ofthought And if anyone could derail
a thought train, it would be tWs woman.She was diminuUve,barelv five feet tall in boots.Butshe
acted taU, confident.'Tawdry? Why whatever could you mean?" She spoke in a thick, halfmocking Southem Bellese. Again with the smile, except this time she partially concealed it's
radiance with a glass ofsoda and lime.'Tawdry? Why, my roommate just loves it when I come
home stained with Uquor I don't drink,reeking of cigarettes I don't smoke and six different kinds
of perfume I don't own."

Roommate? Bianda thought. Ten seconds into the conversation and she's already let me know
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that she doesn't have a lover,just a roommate.

Suddenly the sea surged,pitching her closer toward Bianda,gently pinning her between her and
the bar.The crowd ebbed,but The Stranger made no attempt to return to its previous position, her
body now somewhat jigsawing itself into Bianda's.
"This is kind of a neat place. Is it always this crowded?"

Aha,a new girl in town. Otherwise she would know that thisis the only nightofthe week it might
be dangerous tofire a cannon through the Storm Cellar's main throughway."Only when they're
lucky," Bianda offered. "Most of the time the bulk of the activity is going on upstairs in the
restaurant. You've never eaten at Auntie Em's?"

"No, my roommate and Ijust moved here about 3 weeks ago, and this is the first time we've,
I mean,I've gotten away from impacking boxes
Another roommate reference. Hmmmmm.

"- and I swore that ifI didn't get out to make some kind of human contact tonight,I'd just,I'd

just now The Stranger was fanning herself with a cocktail napkin."- well,Ijust felt like I was
going to explode!"She drained her soda,pteering over the edge of the glass at Bianda and actually
fluttering her eyelashes. As she leaned past Bianda to place her glass on the bar,Bianda detected
a faint hint of Jasmine.
Bianda realized that the Southern BeUe routine was no routine at all. Scarlett O'Hara lives, is

gay, and stood there before Bianda in all her Confederate splendor. She was nearly overcome by

a case of the vapors."Can I offer you another julep? — I mean soda — I mean, would you like
another drink?"

"Why how very kind of you. Yes, yes,I believe I would like a drink
Biandapivoted toward the bar,signaling for help.Before she could order another soda and lime.
The Stranger interrupted.
"- except this time I think I'd like something just a tad stronger. My daddy always drinks Jack

Daniels. And it's his birthday today, so I believe I'll have another Jack Daniels in my daddy's
honor. Straight, no rocks." Another smile, another flutter of the eyelashes. "But you have to
promise me,ifI get sUly you'll have to take care of me. After all, my roommate's out of town for
a couple days, and I have no one to rely upon to keep me out of trouble tonight."
Suddenly Bianda had an overwhelming urge to whistle Dixie."Well then,"Bianda said raising
her glass toward the south,"here's to Daddy, wherever he may be."
'Oh,I know where he is,"The Stranger stated matter-of-factly."He's in prison."She tossed the

drink down her throat in one swoop."Hejust doesn't imderstand my lifestyle, and he has such a
temper."

Bianda gulped air, then gulped the rest of her own cocktail in a single swallow.Her life passed
before her, followed by pages of a calendar flipping madly through the number of days, nights,
weeks it had been since she shared her bearskin,even for acouple hours, with another cave woman.
Before she could
speak,the woman had
ordered two more

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Lesbians In The Arts • Books, Music, Movies, Etc.
This Month, Tasha Sumner Reviews:

HOUSTON
TOWN
by Deborah Powell

The END
of APRIL
by Penny Sumner
I've got two great (but very different)
mysteries to look at this month. The

alibi, Charlotte is the prime suspect.

firsi is Houston Town,the second in the

friend and upstairs neighbor while she

Hollis Carpenter Series by Deborah

sets out to find "whodunit."

Powell.

The setting is 1930s Houston. Hollis is

Along the way,Hollis finds a sheriffon
the take, a goofy and corrupt politician

sleeping soundly when she receives a

(who shows a remarkable resemblance

call from her friend Charlotte. Char
lotte has come home from a night out

to recent Texas gubernatorial candi

only to find a man's corp.se in her bed.

other corpse, and a charismatic woman

Hollis comes to the rescue, but Char
lotte refuses to tell anyone where she
was earlier in the evening. With no

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Hollis hides Charlotte with her gay

date, Clayton "Claytie" Williams), an
evangelist with a past. Wading through
offers of sex and money and dodging
threats on her life. Holli-S must figure

out how all these people fit together.

You may recall that I really liked Ms.

the same language. I still haven't fig
ured out whata"punt"is.(I think it may

Powell's first book, Bavou Citv Se

be a rowboat,butit could also be an oar,

crets. and Houston Town is a great

or even the act of rowing. If anybody

follow-up. If Larry McMurtry (author

out there knows, write me, I would

of Texasville and Lonesome Etovel

appreciate it!) This was a great story,

wrote big city mystery novels,this might

but the cultural differences in the lan

be what came out. The eccentricities

of her characters are delightful. Ms.
Powell's writings are bright, witty,and
thoroughly readable. She captures the

guage did make it hard for this Texas
girl to get through. Maybe a glossary in
the back would help?
Other than the problems with the lan

seediness of 1930's Houston with a

guage, I really enjoyed The End of

flair that few others could master.

April. Ms. Sumner shows great prom

ise as a mystery writer.

Our second novel is a mystery from
Penny Sumner.The End of April intro-

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Do you stand on your own two feet, or
do you allow other people to dictate

3. Are you always stressing your

your emotions and reactions? How do

good points to anyone who will

week?

you deal with the everyday crises of

listen?

life? Answer the following questions

4. Do you "throw a fit" when things

Yes or No to find out!

don't go your way?

5. Is it hard for you to make promises

t

because you hate to feel obligated?

t. Do you believe that age is a state
of mind?

2. Are you bored when you have to
stay home more than two nights a

/. Do you read books and articles on
self-improvement?
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2. Do you keep a close check on your
finances?

3. Do you keep a journal of day to

much of other people. You are fairly
self-confident, but you may be a bit
judgmental. Relax and have fun — you

day events?

are too serious about life and how it

4. Do you give your advice freely,
without prompting?
5. Do you have a hard time making a

should be lived.

3

decision until you know the facts?

t. Are you a "slave to fashion"?

2. Are you always borrowing clothes,
jewelry, tools, books, etc.?
3. Does money seem to slip through
your fingers?
4. Do you try to hide your problems

You are not very self-reliant, but you
help build up the self-confidence of
others. You may be too much of a
dreamer for your own good. Instead of
fantasizing, you should set out to make
just one of your dreams come true.
Once you've had a taste of success you
will become more self-reliant.

from friends and try to solve them
yourself?
5. Do you like romance novels?

If you have three or more "Yes"
answers in any category, read that
answer. If you have three "Yes"

answers in more than one category,
read both (or all three) answers.

You arc fairly extroverted and like to
do well in all your endeavors. You
are an independent thinker and don't

like any effort to change your mind.
You are courageous and imaginative,
however, you should listen more
closely to those around you — their
opinions and advice could be valu
able.

aCCic
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You do not rely enough on your own
efforts and therefore you expect too

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Horoscope
What's in the stars for you this month?

ARBES
Balancing the physical, emotional,and
mental demands placed on you during

the first week of April could be tough.
A romantic alliance could have you
walking an emotional tightrope after
the 8th. Talk with friends to ease your

tionally draining situation could be at
the heart of your black mood. Make
changes now and the mood will im
prove immediately, if you wait the rift
may be permanent. Watch your money
closely after the 18th, your financial

picture looks murky for the rest of April

anxieties. Tensions ease towards

so batten down the hatches and cut out

month's end if you get differences out

some frivolous items in your budget.

in the open and talk them through.

UBO
TAURUS
Knowing when to quit can help in all
areas during the first part of April. Your

Tension that has been building in the
past few months starts to diminish dur

ing the first week of April. Both finan

love life,career & finances will al ben

cial and emotional worries will be eased

efit from quitting while you are ahead.

by a few happy coincidences early in
the month.The biggest problem you'll
have isjuggling home and career inter
ests. A good balance between the two

After the 17th you may have to spend
some time finishing up personal proj
ects.Outside responsibilities take up all
your time after the 24th. Take an occa

works well until after the 24th when

you'll have to put all your efforts to

sional time out or you won't make it
through!

wards yottr career.

GEMOJI

VIRGO

Put old hurts behind you and look to the

A project you started months ago will

future during the first week of April.

finally start to pay off during April.

Big (positive) changes are on the hori
zon and you need to be ready to take

Everything seems to be looking up this

advantage of them. After the lOth your

standstill, gets a jump start and your
love life is definitely improving.Change
is the watchword forApril,so getready I

social life will take a turn for the better.
You have what it takes this month to
attractnewfriendsandromance. Some

month. Your career, which seemed at a

one close to you might not be leveling
with you towards month's end. Pay

After the 24th you may finally have
time to get away for a long awaited
vacation, it may be a short one, but it

attention and don't get taken.

will cure your wanderlust for awhile.

CAACER

eibra

You tend to be more serious than usual

You may have taken on more responsi

during the first week of April. An emo

bilities than you can handle during the

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Propeity of the Center

off what you can or you'll be feeling
pretty exhausted. After the 15th you'll
be having an itch to get away from it all,
but you won't be able to. Turn this to
your advantage by pushing your career
ahead. You'll finally be able to relax

what you need to recharge you batter
ies. After the 21Sta new money-making
project could put a dent in your wallet
temporarily. Don't worry — you'll get
you investment back ... with interest!

after the 25th.

AQUARIUS
Problems at home or with family may

SCORPIO
Someone you care about could be play
ing on your sympathies to get what they
want during the first week of April. Be
firm and say "no", you won't be sorry.
After the 8th your social life takes the
spoUight and you are the prime attrac
tion.Yourcheerful attitude draws people
to you like a magnet. After the 24th the
pace will slow down and let you focus
on career matters.

cut into your free time during the first
week of April. Keep yourcool—a nice
getaway is in the works after the 6th. A
romantic attraction around the 19th may
be short-lived. Keep an eye on your
pocketbook or you could wind up over
spending. Your emotions swing wildly
after the 24th.Try to think things trough

logically instead of emotionally.

PISCES
An unpleasant argument with a close

SAGirrARIUS
Your charm will make you new friends
and let you enjoy old ones during the
first week of April. After the 6th, a
shock to your budget could cause some

friction between you and a partner. Be
careful what you say after the 20th or
you could make things even worse with

a tactless remark. Stay focused on the

friend could have you feeling down
during the first week of April. One of
you may want a more intimate relation
ship while the other does not — talk it
outand you'll be alright. Your creativ
ity is in the forefront during the second

and third week. Tension on the job
could mar your good mood after the
25th — don't let it get to you.

positive.

CAPRICORN
Your social calendar

fills up quickly dur
ing the first week of
April. Pick and
choose which invita

tions you accept
since demands on

your time will be

high. You'll proba
bly need to rest up
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14902 Preston Rd. 75240 - 733-1108
Curious Times - Women's Books etc.

4008D Cedar Springs - 522-5887

Clubs
Sue Ellen's - 3903 Cedar Springs - 559-0707

organizations
Affirmation - PO Box 225831 75222 - 948-1546
AIDS Resource Center - P.O. Box 190712 75219
Asians & Friends - PO Box 9142 75209 -392-3339

Congregation Beth El Binah

ARLiNGTON.TX (area code 817)
organizations

P.O. Box 64460 752206 - 497-1591

Dallas Gay Alliance - P.O. Box 190712 75219 - 528-0144
Dallas Gay/Lesbian Historic Archives

Gay/Lesbian Association ol UTA

P.O. Box 190712 75219 - 821-1653

P.O. Box 19348-77, UTA St. 76019• 794-5140

Dallas Gay Youlh Group
300 Turtle Creek Piaza #116 - 307-7203

AUSTiN.TX (area code 512)
CiUtTS
Nexus • 305 W. 5th • 472-5288

Dallas Outdoors • P.O. Box 35474 75235 • 276-5270
Dallas Tavern Guild - 3900 Lemmon Ave. #220 - 526-5292

Dignity/Dallas - PO Box 190133 75219 - 2268101
Rrst Church of Divine Ifetaphysics - 2701 Reagan
P.O. Box 683 75221 - 826-7110, Ext. 302

organizations

Foundation for Human Understanding - 5284233

Atlinnallon (Methodist)•7403 Shoal Greek • 45t-2329
Austin Latlno/a Lesbian/Gay Organization

GLAAD/Dalias - P.O. Box 190712 75219 - 526GLAD

P.O. Box 1350 78787 ■ 2808107

2727 Oak Lawn 75219 - 528-2811

Austin LesblantGay Political Caucus

Lesbian Information Line (UL)

P.O. Box 822 78767• 462-9888

P.O. Box 191443 75219 - 528-2426

Grace Fellowship in Christ Jesus

Bound By Desire (Women's S/M Support Groi^)

Lesbian/Gay Poiiticai Coalition

P.O. Box 26583 78755 - 473-7104

P.O. Box 224424 75222 - 828-9882

Center lor Battered Women • Lesbian Grotp
385-518t or 928-9070 (hotline)
Gay/Lesbian Student Association at UT Austin

Lesbian Resource Center -1315 Skiies • 821-3999
Lesbian Visionaries • P.O. Box 191443 75219 -528-4087

Metropiex Republicans

458-3971 ■Box275TexasUnion 78712-7338

P.O. Box 191033 75219 - 941-8114

Lesbian/Gay Rights Lobby • 601 W. 18lh St • 474-5475

Oak Lawn Community Services

Lesbian Mothers - Karen • 339-8508
Live Wire Productions • PO Box 141202 78714

Oak Lawn Symphonic Band

Metropolitan Community Church

1100 ^ringdale Rd. • 929-3660

Oasis Ministry • 5555 N. Lamar Blvd. til 01 • 441 -9191

P-Flag (Parents/Friends LesbiansGays) • 328-3830
Sapphlirel • Lesbian Social Groi^i
Meeting Address • 1700 S. Lamar
MaiSng Address • 201 W. Slassney, Ste. #321 78745-3156
Waterloo Counseling Center
507 Powell 78703 • 322-9654

Texas Human Rights Foundation
601 W.lBlh Si-4798473

AIDS Legal Assistance 1-800-828-6417

The Treehouse (Lesbian Mothers Support Group)
607NtjecesSt. 78701 -477-5822

DALLAS, TX (area code 214)
businesses
Advanced Electrolysis - 3209 Premier Dr. #124
Piano, TX 75075 - 424-7147

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P.O. Box 191094 75219- 5206108

P.O. Box 190973 75219 ■ 986-1751
PFLAG/Daiias - 5566640

SDA Kinship-POBox38454 75238 - 373-8484
WANT (Women In The Arts) 288-929/ 823-3105
Womyn Together • 3920 Cedar Springs -5284233

DENTON, TX (area code 817)
clubs
Bedo's -1215 E. University - 566-9910

businesses

Athena's Attic ■ books, jewelry, art, etc.

106 N. Austin St.-565-9755

organizations
COURAGE, lesbian Gay Student Org.

P.O. Box 5067 76203 • 382-3813

Harvest Metropolitan Community Church
5900 South Slemmons 76205 - 1-800-497-HMCC

FT. WORTH (area code 817)
organizations
Agape MCC • 5 SE Loop 820•535-5002
Aflirmatlon (Methodisl)•478-7837
RESPECT - Gay/Lesbian Association
828 Hardwood Rd.• HursL TX 76054

National Gay Alliance for Young Adults, Inc.
P.O. Box 190426

Dallas, TX 75219-0426•(214)307-7203
National Gay/Lesbian Clearinghouse
666 Broadway 4lh Floor - NY, NY 10012
National Gay/Lesbian Crisisllne
t-808SOS-GAYS

National Gay/Lesbian Task Force
1517 U Street NW

HOUSTON,TX (area code 713)
businesses

Washington D.C. 20009 - 202-332-6483
The Fund for Human Dignity
666 Broadway 4th Ftoor - NY, NY 10012

Inklings • an alternative bookshop
1846 Richmond ■ 521-3369

ciubs
Ranch •9218 Buffalo Spdwy.•666-3464
Ms. B's • 9208 Buffalo Spdwy.•666-3356
XTC • 9212 Buffalo Spdwy.• 666-3356

organizations
AIDS Foundation -3927 Essex Lane• 623-6796
AIDS HOTLINE • do SwKchboard ■ 529-3211

NORMAN,OK (area code 405)
organizations
Women's Resource Center
P.O. Box 5089 73070

OKLAHOMA CITY, OK (area code 405)
organizations

Gay/Lesbian Students University of Houston

Oasis the Community Center

4800 Calhoun-529-3211

2135 NW 39th 73112-528AIDS

Gay & Lesbian Switchboard

Heriand Sister Resources,Inc.

P.O. Box 66591 77266 •529-3211

2312 NW39th 73112 - 521-9696

Houston Gay Political Caucus
P.O. Box 66664 77266-521-1000

Kingdom Community Church ■ 6t4 E. 19th •862-7533
Lambda ALANON • Lambda Center for Alchoholics
1214Joanne-521-9772

SAN ANGELO,TX (area code 915)
businesses
Books Etc., Inc. - Lesbian/Gay/Alternative Books

Lesbian/Gay Studsnts-Univ. Houston Clear Lake
2700 Bay Area 77058
Metropolitan Community Church Of The Resurrection

2410 W. Ave N 76904 - 942-1544

1919Decatur-861-9t49

SAN ANTONIO,TX (area code 512)

Montrose Counseling Center
900 Lovetl #203 77006 •529-0037

Montrose Pool League/Billiards ■ PJ 863-8482
PWA Coalition - Houston • t475 W. Gray #163• 522-5428
Womynspace • P.O. Box 980601 77098-0601
Women's Softball League •643t Pineshade ■ 868-6256

clubs
Memories•6402 Callaghan • 340-1241
Nexus San Antonio ■ 8021 Pinebrook • 341-2818

organizations
DIgnity/San Antonio - 202 N. St. Mary's - 349-3632
Integrity/San Antonio

LUBBOCK,TX (area code 806)

P.O. Box 150006 78212 - 684-4920

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202 Holland 78212 - 822-1121

Ellie's Garden ■ 2812 34th St.• 796-0880

Lambda Students Center -1140 W. Woodlawn Ave.

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LISA (Lesbian Information SA) - 828-LISA (5472)
SALGA - San Antonio Lesbian & Gay Assembly - 733-7300

Lubbock Lesbian/Gay Alliance & Wild Wilde West Prod.

River City Living Metropolitan Community Church

P.O. Box 64746 79464• 796-2403

SALSA - San Antonio Lambda Students Alliance
P.O. BOX12715 78212-SALSALine7381225

Community Outreach Center & Outreach AA fTues.@
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San Antonio AIDS Foundation
P.O. Box 120113 78212-9313

San Antonio Tavern Guild - 822-2823

NATIONAL ORGANiZATIONS
Affirmation: United Methodists for Lesbian/Gay
Concerns• P.O. Box 1021 • Evanston, IL 60204
AIDS Action Council • 729 Eighth St. S.E. Suite 200

Washington, DC 20003 -(202) 547-3101
AIDS 800 - 1-808221-7044
Conference For Catholic Lesbians

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A Femewst Perspective
A New Monthly Column From The Lesbian/Gay Rights Lobby
WRinEN By Laurie Eiserloh, Executive Director
Many of you may have heard the term "Log Cabin Republican."This is the name of a nationwide
organization of individuals who are gay and yet support the Republican party. The name "Log
Cabin" refers to Abraham Lincoln's humble, and perhaps mythical, abode in the woods Illinois.

This is an unusual name considering how few lesbians are members of this organization. One can
almost picture alog cabin clubhouse with a sign on the door"Girls Keep Out." Also,the word"log"
conjures up certain phallic images.This connotation was probably not purposeful,but as Dr.Freud

said,"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." And sometimes, well...

Log Cabin members agree with the Republican party's economic ideas, but disagree with the
party s social stance on the issues of gay rights and choice. The goal of Log Cabin is to alter
repressive social policies by working within the party. Although I agree, in theory, with the Log

Cabin goals,I question if it is possible to separate the Republican party's economic policies from
its social policies. I also question whether we, as lesbians and as feminists, should support Log
Cabin.

The Reagan administration ushered in a new era of Republican politics whereby the Republican
party used organized religion and repressive social policies to gamer the votes ofindividuals who
would not benefit from the party's economic stance. This strategy depended heavily upon deepseated prejudices in American society and was aimed at middle class and working class Americans

who economically had nothing to gain by supporting the Republican party. However, these
individuals could rest assured that by supporting the Republican party that they were voting for
so-called "family-values.""Family values"is a catch phrase for policies that penalize lesbian/gay
people, women,and single parents. Thus,the economic and social goals of the Republican party
are inextricably connected and it may not be possible, as the Log Cabin Republicans suggest, to
support the Republican's economic policies without supporting their social policies.

We are all familiar with the Republican's racist and sexist stand on the issues. With respect to gay
and lesbian people, their stance is equally appalling. For instance, the Texas Republican Party
Platform states,"Homosexuality should not be presented as an acceptable lifestyle in schools ..
. no person should receive special privileges based on sexual preference — homosexuality

necrophilia, pedophilia, beastiality, or incest..." It also seeks to deny us custody and visitation

of our children. Although 1 know many Republicans who do not agree with the platform,few are
willing to do so publicly.

Even if it were possible to separate economic policies from social issues,1 do not see why women
should support the economic policies put forth by the Republican party. As women, we are far
more likely to be left without basic human rights such as health care. We are also far more likely
to care for the young and the elderly. These human services issues are not a priority in the
Republican party.

1 am not suggesting that we should offer our support to the Democratic party. Currently,1 know
of two races in the state of Texas where the Republican candidate may, in fact, be stronger on
progressive issues than the Democratic opposition. However, this is more the exception than the
rule. As lesbians and as feminists, it is important for us to engage in the political process and
understand how these issues of electoral politics affect our community.

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7

The I^ews
From Around the Region, the Country & the World

Meeting Between
Bush & Gays Sparks
Backlash
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Far Right
organizations have seized on a meeting
between the National Gay and Lesbian
Task Force and the Bush/Quayle '92
campaign to push anti-gay rhetoric to
the forefront of the presidential race
and attack gay and lesbian campaign
visibility.
NGLTF representatives met with Rob

NGLTF agenda is not the Republican
agenda and should not become part of
your re-election bid."
The Conservative Political Caucus,Pat
Robertson's "700 Club", the National
Association of Evangelicals and other

groups have also vilified the meeting.
Richard Land,Christian Life Commis
sion head,was quoted inThe Tennessean
as saying, "People who campaign for

office as pro-family are engaging in
hypocrisy when they court people whose
lifestyle is not...traditional."

ert Mosbacher,chair ofthe Bush reelec

The White House has distanced itself

tion campaign on February 13 in Wash
ington. D.C. The activists briefed the
campaign on discrimination,AIDS and
homophobic campaign rhetoric. Fol
lowing national media coverage of the

from the meeting,saying it was a"per
sonal decision" by Mosbacher.
"Gay people have every right to meet
with representatives ofour elected offi
cials," said NGLTF executive director

gay and lesbian issues.

Urvashi Vaid, who arranged the meet
ing.'These extremist groups are anti
democratic. In a panic because of in
creasing gay political organizing, they
are striking out at our visibility. Now

"Having the highest-ranking member
of your re-election campaign meet with
the homosexual lobby is a direct contra

capitulate to the bigotry of exu-emists,
or will he stand for tolerance and jus

meeting,several arch-conservative po
litical and religious groupsaggressively
condemned the meeting and demanded
President Bush disavow himself from

diction to your attempts to portray your
administration as pro-family," wrote
Rev. Morris Chapman,president of the
Southern Baptist Convention (SBQ,
and reported in the Washington Times.
"We call upon you to personally dis
avow any support or sympathy for the

homosexual civil rights agenda."
On February 24,Reps.William Danne-

meyer(R-CA),Newt Gingrich(R-GA)

the burden is on President Bush.Will he

tice?"

Anti-Gay Pressure On
In Oregon,Alabama &
Colorado
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A far-right
Christian organization has bombarded
Oregon's gay and lesbian community
with a number of statewide and local

and other conservative Congressmen
fired off a letter to Bush blasting the

anli-gay initiatives to be placed on the

meeting.'The invitation and meeting
wasa slap in the face to every voter who

bama,the state Senate is poised to vote
on a bill which would mandate that
schools teach that homosexuality is

affirms the traditional family. The
Page 8 • Dimensions •April '92

ballots this year. Meanwhile, in Ala

unacceptable and a criminal offense. At

for a list of organizations and contacts

the same time in Colorado,activists are

in the various states.

waging a battle againsta statewide an tigay initiative.
The Oregon Citizens Alliance, a farright group that initiated a successful
anti-gay measure in 1988, introduced
two statewide and three local initia
tives.
Onestatewide initiative amends the state

constitution to prohibit local, regional,
and state govemments in Oregon from
"promoting, encouraging, or facilitat
ing" homosexuality.
These initiatives would mean that gay
men and lesbians could lose their jobs
or homessimply because oftheir sexual
orientation, with no legal recourse.
Govemments could not issue permits
for gay pride marches, public facilities
could not be rented to gay organiza
tions,public libraries would berequired
to remove books that treat homosexual

ity neutrally or positively, and public
schools would be required to teach stu
dents that homosexuality is"abnormal,

wrong, unnatural, and perverse."
In Alabama, the State Senate Health

Committee unanimously approved ofa
bill mandating specific limits on sex
education in public schools. If passed,
the bill would require that schools re
move abortion and safer sex discus

sions in sex-ed classes, teach total ab

stinence as the only form of prevention
for AIDS,and teach that homosexual

ity is unacceptable and a criminal of
fense.

The Colorado for Family Values initia
tive, would exclude sexual orientation

from protected class status in any civil
rights laws in the state.
If you would like to get involved in the

fight to defeat these various initiatives,
you can contact the National Gay &
Lesbian Task Force at(202)332-6483

Students Collect

Ballots to End ROTO
Discriniination
WASHINGTON,D.C. - The National

Lesbian,Gay & Bisexual Student Cau
cus, an affiliate of the United States
Student Association(USS A)collected
close to four thousand postcard-like

ballots urging the President to rescind
the ROTC's and the Department of
Defense' discriminatory policy against

lesbian, gay and bisexual people. The
ballots were collected from over one-

hundred(100)campuses spanning over
thirty states.However,the ballots them
selvesrepresent voting studentsin fortyeight (48) states and even American
students as far away asPuerto Rico,the
United Kingdom and New Zealand.

The campaign is part of the Caucus'
"1992 Student vote Against Discrimi
nation." Each postcard-like ballot is a
potential student vote and conveys a

message that students are a voting con
stituency to be reckoned with for the
'92 Elections.

The ballots were distributed at both
small and big, rural and urban cam

puses. The highest return came from
campusesthroughoutthe Central,South
and Southeast,extending from Arizona

to Florida and the Atlantic Ocean.C^puses in the Dimensions distribution
area that participated include: Rice,
SMU,A&M,UT North Texas,UT Ar

lington, UT Austin, UT San Antonio,
Oklahoma State, and the Univ.ofOkla
homa at Norman.

The National Lesbian,Gay & Bisexual
Caucus is an affiliate of USSA and
networks, organizes and advocates for
lesbian,gay and bisexualstudents across
April '92 • Dimensions • Page 9

the nation and in Washington, D.C.

Color in Diversity Program for NOW,

The U.S. Student Association is the

and current Coordinator of Leadership
for the Black Gay and Lesbian Confer

country's oldest, largest and most di
verse national student union represent
ing close to four million students to the
White House, U.S. Congress, Federal
Education Deparunent and in the na
tional higher education community.

Dallas Gearing Up
ForTLC '92
DALLAS - The fifth annual Texas Les

bian Conference will take place on May

ence.

Kate Clinton, Lesbian-Feminist-Hu
morist,is scheduled for theconference's

Saturday nightentertainment.The Kate
Clinton concert is open to everyone.
Tickets are SIO in advance for confer
ence attendees and S12 for those not

attending the conference.

TLC will host more than 39 workshops
and will sponsor a round-table discus
sion open to gay men so that"commu

15-17 at the Southland Hotel in Down

nity gender issues" may be addressed.

town Dallas. The conference is spon
sored by Lesbian Visionaries and be
tween 600-1000 women are expected

The cost of the conference is on a slid

to attend.

ing scale of $35-$45. Rooms are re
served for conference participants at a
flat rate of $55 for up to four people.

The conference keynote speakers in
clude Laurie Eiserloh, lobbyist for the
Lesbian and Gay Rights Lobby;Emma

Home hospitality is also available if
requested in advance. Vendor space is

Perez,PhD.,AssistantProfessorof His
tory at UTEP and featured author of
Chicana Lesbians:The Girls Our Moth

For more information about TLC,call
(214) 740-3407. For travel arrange
ments, contact Fantastic Voyage at 1-

ers Warned Us About: and, Sabrina

800-622-6988.

also available.

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What's Goia' On
A Monthly Usting Of Special Events All Around The Area
HOUSTON - Monica Grant returns

Sally Cavell and Altazar. There will

to Houston on Friday, April 3rd at

also be and Arts & Crafts Fair, work

8:30pm for a very distinctive comedy

shops, a fun run and dances held on
Saturday and Sunday nights. Housing
is available at the University of New

performance in the Downtown Market

Square Historic District's Bayou Ter
race (located in the historic Magnolia
Brewery).Taking the stage first will be
Dimension's (and Houston's) own
Nancy Ford dishing out her unique
brand of comedy. Tickets are $10-$20
and are available at INKLINGS Book

shop, at the door,or by calling Planet
Earth Productions at(713)528-0748.
DALLAS - The CATHEDRAL OF
HOPE MCC will hold its third annual

Shop 'til You Drop auction on Satur

Mexico dorms or from various hotels in

town. For housing and ticket informa
tion,please write: Wim infest,P.O.Box
80204,Albuquerque,NM 87198-0204.
DALLAS - Comedian/singer Monica
Grant will also be appearing in Dallas

on Saturday, April 4th at the Dallas
Gay Alliance Community Center
(2701 Reagan) at 8pm. Julie Mon-

danaro will open the concert. Tickets
are $10.00 in advance and are available

day,ApriI4th,1992.Proceeds will ben
efit the Lesbian Resource Centre,

at CURIOUS TIMES. A portion of the

Lesbian Visionaries and the Women's

Gay & Lesbian Alliance and the AIDS

Health Project. Some of the items to

be auctioned are: wine tasting parties,
moonbght cruises, movie passes, con
cert tickets, haircuts and stylings, din
ners, objects d'art, and massages.Pre

view is at6pm and the auction begins at
7pm. Admission is $1. Hors d'oeuvres

will be available throughout the eve
ning. Cash, check. Visa, MasterCard
and American Express will be accepted.

The church is locted at 5353 Maple
Ave. For more info, contact Sue

Schraderat(214)526-6221.

ALBUQ UERQUE-Start making plans

proceeds will go to benefit the Dallas
Resource Center. For more info, call
Soundtrax Productions at(214)9860040.

AUSTIN - Shaman's Circle, a gay

men's empowerment group will offer
Coming Together: Gay Men and Les
bians,a weekend of sharing on a thou
sand-acre ranch in the Texas HillCoun

try on April 3-5 and again on May 2931. For more information about these
weekends and other events sponsored

by Shaman's Circle, please contact

liberty books at(512)495-9737
or(800)828-1279.

now to attend Wiminfest'92,May 22-

24 (Memorial Day Weekend). The
weekend will include lots of musicfrom

performers such as Havens, Marga
Gomez,Dissapear Fear,Venus Envy,
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everywhere - The 13th Annual

Conference of the Gay and Lesbian
Parents Coalition International

(GLPCI) will be held at the downtown

Hyatt Regency in Indianapolis, Indi
ana June 3-5. The conference will be a

gathering of parents, co-parents, part
ners, spouses and children. There will
be workshops, guest speakers, a ban
quet,a dance,entertianment,fireworks
and a family picnic. There will be a
Children's Conference for ages 6-12
and a Youth Conference for ages 13
and up. Childcare will be available for
infants to age five. For more informa
tion on GLPCI or on the conference,

please call (202) 583-8029 or write:
P.O. Box 50360, Washington, D.C.
20091.

FT. WORTH - Chris Williamson &
Tret Pure will be in concert at the

Orchestra Hall in Fort Worth on April
11th at 8pm. Tickets are available at

DALLAS - Looking for something new
and different to do? A lesbian Tupperware Party and fundraiser will be held

on April 26th from 2-5pm at the Dallas
Gay and Lesbian Center. Proceeds
will go to benefit the Texas Lesbian
Conference.For more info,or for pre-

sales and catalogues,call Susan at(214)
881-1467. Visa, MasterCard and Dis

cover will be accepted.

HOUSTON - Betsy will be celebrating
her Six Year Anniversary of The
RANCH on Sunday, April 26th —
don't miss the party! In addition to all
the anniversary activities,on Thursday,
April 9th, the Thursday Bowling
League will hold it's Award Ceremo
nies in the RANCH and on Sunday,

Curious Times in Dallas and Connec

April 12th, the Sunday Bowling
League will hold their awards in MS.

tions and Crosswords in Ft. Worth.

B'S.

HOUSTON - A Houston authoris seek

ing information,recollections and indi
viduals associated with Houston Gay
and Lesbian Pride Weeks ofthe past.

If you are willing to be interviewed or
have anything to contribute to a book
on Houston'sPride History,please con

HOUSTON - Nancy Ford invites ev
erybody to come on outto JULIETTE'S
PLACE every Thursday at 9pm when

she hosts Open Mike Night. Bring
your voice,favorite musical instrument
or your dancing shoes and show off
your talent!

tact Jazz at (713) 522-9325 or (713)
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Dear Agates
Answers to your questions about love,
RELATIONSHIIPS & PERSONAL PROBLEMS

Dear Agnes,

back and forth for months before we

I wrote to you back in November and
you published my letter in December's
Dimensions (letter signed "Miserable,
City Withheld").I wrote abouta woman
I had been dating for two years and I
finally broke up with her because we
always verbally and physically fought
Well, I ended up having to move be
cause she was constantly over at my
house causing problems all the time.
I'm so glad I did.I took your advice and
went to talk to someone.It helped alot.
Ifinally got the nerve to go outand meet
some people.Now I have lots offriends

physically met. I gave an in-depth de
scription of the kind of woman I am

and they are wonderful.I didn't think it
was possible I could have friends again
as much as my ex-lover was putting me
down all the time.
There were times when I started think

ing about her and got depressed. My
friends were right there to cheer me up
again. I want to say thanks to them for
being there,and thanks a million to you.
I'm a much happier person today!
VERY HAPPY IN:

Austin, TX

interested in. She knew that she didn't

fit the bill, but she continued to disillu
sion me. And,I began to fall in love..

.I compromised my standards the mo
ment I laid eyes on her. I accepted her

for the person I had grown to love
within — right down to the men's
BVD's and Stetson! But, she took ad
vantage of that love.

Although she claimed to have owned a
business, it became apparent that she

preferred to spend my money. There
were no contributions to the rent,food

or phone bill that she ran up accepting
collect calls from all over Texas! What

really hurt was her blatant disrespect
for me and my career, when she'd
scream at the top of her lungs about our

personal affairs during her temper tan
trums. Does my desire of a discreet

relationship make me homophobic?

As long as this is America and 1 have the
freedom to choose, 1 choose a woman

who looks like, acts like, and enjoys

being a woman.1 know that"Heartbro
ken" loves me; as 1 do her. But, as

Dear Happy,
It is great to hear that you are doing so
well! I wish you continued happiness
and success.

Dear Agnes,
This is in reference to your response to
"Heartbroken"(February 1992Dimen
sions),and your criticism of my former

mate.Maybe you wouldn't be sojudge
mental, if you were better informed...
"Heartbroken" and I wrote long letters

Arnold said, in the movie Torch Song

Trilogy,"... but, NOT enough!"
P.S. Hopefully, you have room to print
"the rest of the story."

Without "Love"
San Antonio, TX
Dear Without,

Thanks for filling us in. 1 realize that all
stories have two sides. Unfortunately,
in the letters 1 receive,there is only one
side of the story represented.

April '92 • Dimensions • Page 15

Dear Agnes,
I have a question I thought maybe you
could answer. I really don't get into
"butch" or "fluff. I am just me. Why

wear. It is always a good idea to get to
know people for who they are as indi

viduals. They will surprise you every
time. The woman with all the makeup

can't more women be like that?
I don't want someone who carries a

may be a great car mechanic, and the

wallet in their back pocket, nor do I

pocket may arrange flowers for a living

want someone that carries tons of

able, gentle, strong women anywhere?

... you just never know.
Perhaps Dimension's readers havesome
comments on this subject. I'd like to
hear from anyone who has an opinion

If so, point me in their direction.

on the stereotyping ofbutch and/or fluff

makeup in a purse.
Are there any down to earth, comfort

Looking For A Real
Relationship
Fort Worth,TX

woman with the wallet in her back

women!

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Write To "Agnes"
WITH Your

Dear Looking,
It's bad business to judge people on
how they look, what they wear, where
they carry their wallet(or how fat it is),
or how much makeup they do or don't

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CRUISING!

Cruises For Lesbian Women (and gay men too)
by Tasha Sumner
tions range from the Caribbean to the

Imagine sailing the ocean blue on aship
with hundreds ofwomen...gay woman.
Imagine that nobody cares if you kiss

So what's a cruise like and how do you

your lover in the dining room or hold

get on board? Well, we'll start with a

hands while you sunbathe on deck. If
you are single, imagine meeting other
single gay women from all over the
country (and the world) in one place.

little information about cruises in gen
eral and then move on to specific com

Sounds like fun, huh?

Twocompaniesare now offering cruises

for lesbians (others offer mixed - gay
men & lesbian — cruises). Destina

Nile.

panies.

THE CRUISE
Most cruise packages include every

thing except your travel to and from the
port city and your beverages(alcoholic
April '92 • Dimensions • Page 17

and non-alcoholic) while on board.

You'll also have to pay your own taxes,

and accommodations. Every cruise in
cludes nightly entertainment by some

gratuities and transfer fees.

of the best names in women's music.

Mostships offer one or two large dining
rooms as well as buffets in the lounge or

Past performers include(butaren'tlim
ited to)Chris Williamson,Teresa Trull

on deck. Most will make arrangements

and Tret Pure.

for special diets (vegetarian, diabetic,
salt-free, kosher, etc.) upon request

events with women from differentcom

when you make reservations. Food is

included in the price of the cruise.

If you are worried about being bored
while on board — don't! Most ships
have a lounge, one or more swimming
pools, and a gambling casino(depend

ing upon the ship). Activities range
from aerobic classes,dances and nightly
entertainment to 12-step meetings and
commitment ceremonies.

Most cruises offer planned tours and
activities while you are in a port, but
you are welcome to hit the local market

or explore on your own as long as you
are back on the ship in time for departirre.

What should you wear on a cruise?
Casual attire is fine although you will
be expected to "dress" for dinner(you

Olivia Cruises also offer meetings and

munities along the travel route. The
Greek cruise will offer a special cere
mony on the Isle of Lesbos for those
who wish to honor Sappho.The Alaska

cruise will offer plane rides over the
glaciers, hiking and other activities.
Special activities on Olivia cruises in

clude: singles nights, midnight buffets
on the deck, the "Dating Game", and
dancelessons. 12-step meetingsare also
available on all cruises.

Cruises for the remainder of 1992 in

clude: Alaska - 7 nights, June 19-26
leaving from Vancouver;and the Greek

Isles - 7 nights,September 14-21,leav
ing from Athens. A Mexican Riviera
Valentine's cruise is already scheduled

for February 13-20, 1993. This cruise
is 7 nights,leaves from San Diego,and

don't have to wear a tux or formal —

goes to Cabo San Lucas, Mazatlan and

unless you just want to).

Puerto Vallarta.

THE COMPANIES

robin TYLER TOURS

OLIVIA CRUISES
1-800-631-6277
4400 Market Street

(818)893-4075

Oakland, CA 94068

Robin Tyler is well known for the suc

Olivia, the biggest name in women's

cess of her women's music and comedy
festivals and has had two sold-out all-

cruises, offers a variety of destinations

15842 Chase Street

Sepulveda, CA 91343

women cruises.Her nextcruise is sched

including; the Bahamas; the Mexican
Caribbean; the Mexican Riviera;
Alaska;and the Greek Isles(with a stop
at the Isle of Lesbos!). Prices start at

lucky group of women up the Egyptian
Nile. An optional, add-on tour ofIsrael

$795 per person all the way up to $2595

and a separate Nile cruise for men are

per person depending on destination

also available. Between now and the

uled for February 1993 and will take a

Nile cruises, Robin Tyler will offer a
Page 18• Dimensions •April '92

Greek cruises aresched

uled for April 23, May

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leave on April 11, April
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night Caribbean cruises

Ext. 302

leave on March 21,

photo safari in Africa July 4-21,1992.
Also in 1993,Robin Tyler will offer the

April 11, April 25,May
2,and June 13,1992.Prices start at$595 for
Caribbean cruises all the way up to S1495

"least expensive women's cruise ever"

for the greek craises.

to the West Coast of Mexico (leaving
from San Diego)July 3-10.Prices start
at$299 and you have your choice ofa3,
4 or seven day cruise. Although Robin
Tyler produces a major women's music
festival,"women's" music is not a part

PARKSIDE TRAVEL
1-800-552-1647
1431 South Main Street

Akron, Ohio 44301

Has only one cruise scheduled for seven
nightsin the Mexican Caribbean,leaving on

of the cruise. Entertainment runs the

January 9th,1993.Pricesstart at$1095 with

gamut from jazz to dance music and
includes comedy,C&W dance lessons

airfare included.

and lots more.

MIXED CRUISES(for gay men& women)
are also available from several companies.

for the lesbian, gay and

Their addresses and some basic information

feminist communities.

Books, music and more

are listed below.

ADVANCE-DAMRON
1-800-695-0880

10700 Northwest Frwy.,Suite 160
Houston, TX 77092

Inklings

Books cruises from other companies and
offers a Windjammer Sailing on the "Yan
kee Clipper" to Grenada on October 25th-

31st, 1992. This is a sailing ship and will
accommodate only 68 people.

1846 Richmond Ave.

Houston, Texas 77098
(713)521-3369

fantastic VOYAGE
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714 West Broward Blvd.
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CoiWERSATIOSrS
With Biahia
Part X
BY NANCY FORD
Bianda was amazed at the ease in which the two-hundred some odd patrons(some odder than
others)flowed into and aroimd the club.It was the Power Hour atThe Storm Cellar—that weekly
post-work gathering of the lesbian community's movers and shakers.The subterranean meeting

place was once a huge wine cellar beneath Auntie Em's,Bianda's favorite restaurant. But since
the Reagan years, most of the wine served at Auntie Em's was generally stored in a cardboard
carton, leaving this voluminous cavem empty, echoing.
Butnottonight.Notduring Power Hour.The women crammed together,lined up in pseudo-rack

formation,somewhat akin to the wine bottles that had aged and ripened in thatsame room lifetimes
before. Many of them wore business suits and tasteful pumps,some comfortably, easily, while
others donned pantyhose only as an inevitable corporate disguise. On a good night they would
move together in one body,dancing in conversation and innuendo.Thisseemed to be a good night.

The women networked,drank,politicked,smoked and pontificated,thinly veiling their ancient
mating ritual.Two macfilUon years ago women huddled around a fire in a cave exchanging herbal

remedies, tribal songs and nurturing massages while their male counterparts pwunded the killing
trad.Tonight at The Storm Cellar women huddled together to organize fimding to propagate their
own social interests, or to share the name of a good investment broker, gynecologist or
veterinarian. With any luck these conversations de deux wdl later turn into invitations for a

cappucino nightcap upstairs at Auntie Em's.Perhaps later stiU some of the women,the one whose
planets and stars have aligned and linked double-heart fashion in the cosmos, will retire to the

nearest cave to exchange herbal remedies, tribal songs and tender nurturing massages.
Bianda scanned the periphery of the room looking for some human drama to entertain her.To
her left a group of five women discussed heatedly the difference between a lesbian and a gay

woman. Atthe comer tablejust beyond the debaters,two other women were having a confrontation

of another kind altogether. They stared at each other lustily as each raced to be the first to tonguetie a cherry stem.

"The one on the left.I give her a 5.5 for technical merit,but a perfect6 in artistic interpretation."
Amused,Bianda turned toward the direction of the quip.She recognized The Stranger, yet she
didn t. Farmliar anonymity. Say something, dummy, Bianda thought Say something quick,

something witty,something intelligent before this goddess is sucked Lck into the whirlpool,and

oii/o/my
h/e/orever.Bianda turned,and volleyed."Soooo,what's a well-adjusted,stable-looking
woman hke you domg m a tawdry place Wee this?"Bianda winced at her own triteness. That's it,
dazzle her with repartee.

The Stranger flashed a glistening smile,without doubtcausing atleast3or4fellow cave women
within her immediate sphere ofinfluence to lose their trains ofthought And if anyone could derail
a thought train, it would be tWs woman.She was diminuUve,barelv five feet tall in boots.Butshe
acted taU, confident.'Tawdry? Why whatever could you mean?" She spoke in a thick, halfmocking Southem Bellese. Again with the smile, except this time she partially concealed it's
radiance with a glass ofsoda and lime.'Tawdry? Why, my roommate just loves it when I come
home stained with Uquor I don't drink,reeking of cigarettes I don't smoke and six different kinds
of perfume I don't own."

Roommate? Bianda thought. Ten seconds into the conversation and she's already let me know
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that she doesn't have a lover,just a roommate.

Suddenly the sea surged,pitching her closer toward Bianda,gently pinning her between her and
the bar.The crowd ebbed,but The Stranger made no attempt to return to its previous position, her
body now somewhat jigsawing itself into Bianda's.
"This is kind of a neat place. Is it always this crowded?"

Aha,a new girl in town. Otherwise she would know that thisis the only nightofthe week it might
be dangerous tofire a cannon through the Storm Cellar's main throughway."Only when they're
lucky," Bianda offered. "Most of the time the bulk of the activity is going on upstairs in the
restaurant. You've never eaten at Auntie Em's?"

"No, my roommate and Ijust moved here about 3 weeks ago, and this is the first time we've,
I mean,I've gotten away from impacking boxes
Another roommate reference. Hmmmmm.

"- and I swore that ifI didn't get out to make some kind of human contact tonight,I'd just,I'd

just now The Stranger was fanning herself with a cocktail napkin."- well,Ijust felt like I was
going to explode!"She drained her soda,pteering over the edge of the glass at Bianda and actually
fluttering her eyelashes. As she leaned past Bianda to place her glass on the bar,Bianda detected
a faint hint of Jasmine.
Bianda realized that the Southern BeUe routine was no routine at all. Scarlett O'Hara lives, is

gay, and stood there before Bianda in all her Confederate splendor. She was nearly overcome by

a case of the vapors."Can I offer you another julep? — I mean soda — I mean, would you like
another drink?"

"Why how very kind of you. Yes, yes,I believe I would like a drink
Biandapivoted toward the bar,signaling for help.Before she could order another soda and lime.
The Stranger interrupted.
"- except this time I think I'd like something just a tad stronger. My daddy always drinks Jack

Daniels. And it's his birthday today, so I believe I'll have another Jack Daniels in my daddy's
honor. Straight, no rocks." Another smile, another flutter of the eyelashes. "But you have to
promise me,ifI get sUly you'll have to take care of me. After all, my roommate's out of town for
a couple days, and I have no one to rely upon to keep me out of trouble tonight."
Suddenly Bianda had an overwhelming urge to whistle Dixie."Well then,"Bianda said raising
her glass toward the south,"here's to Daddy, wherever he may be."
'Oh,I know where he is,"The Stranger stated matter-of-factly."He's in prison."She tossed the

drink down her throat in one swoop."Hejust doesn't imderstand my lifestyle, and he has such a
temper."

Bianda gulped air, then gulped the rest of her own cocktail in a single swallow.Her life passed
before her, followed by pages of a calendar flipping madly through the number of days, nights,
weeks it had been since she shared her bearskin,even for acouple hours, with another cave woman.
Before she could
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This Month, Tasha Sumner Reviews:

HOUSTON
TOWN
by Deborah Powell

The END
of APRIL
by Penny Sumner
I've got two great (but very different)
mysteries to look at this month. The

alibi, Charlotte is the prime suspect.

firsi is Houston Town,the second in the

friend and upstairs neighbor while she

Hollis Carpenter Series by Deborah

sets out to find "whodunit."

Powell.

The setting is 1930s Houston. Hollis is

Along the way,Hollis finds a sheriffon
the take, a goofy and corrupt politician

sleeping soundly when she receives a

(who shows a remarkable resemblance

call from her friend Charlotte. Char
lotte has come home from a night out

to recent Texas gubernatorial candi

only to find a man's corp.se in her bed.

other corpse, and a charismatic woman

Hollis comes to the rescue, but Char
lotte refuses to tell anyone where she
was earlier in the evening. With no

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Hollis hides Charlotte with her gay

date, Clayton "Claytie" Williams), an
evangelist with a past. Wading through
offers of sex and money and dodging
threats on her life. Holli-S must figure

out how all these people fit together.

You may recall that I really liked Ms.

the same language. I still haven't fig
ured out whata"punt"is.(I think it may

Powell's first book, Bavou Citv Se

be a rowboat,butit could also be an oar,

crets. and Houston Town is a great

or even the act of rowing. If anybody

follow-up. If Larry McMurtry (author

out there knows, write me, I would

of Texasville and Lonesome Etovel

appreciate it!) This was a great story,

wrote big city mystery novels,this might

but the cultural differences in the lan

be what came out. The eccentricities

of her characters are delightful. Ms.
Powell's writings are bright, witty,and
thoroughly readable. She captures the

guage did make it hard for this Texas
girl to get through. Maybe a glossary in
the back would help?
Other than the problems with the lan

seediness of 1930's Houston with a

guage, I really enjoyed The End of

flair that few others could master.

April. Ms. Sumner shows great prom

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Our second novel is a mystery from
Penny Sumner.The End of April intro-

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April are available at your local book
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Do you stand on your own two feet, or
do you allow other people to dictate

3. Are you always stressing your

your emotions and reactions? How do

good points to anyone who will

week?

you deal with the everyday crises of

listen?

life? Answer the following questions

4. Do you "throw a fit" when things

Yes or No to find out!

don't go your way?

5. Is it hard for you to make promises

t

because you hate to feel obligated?

t. Do you believe that age is a state
of mind?

2. Are you bored when you have to
stay home more than two nights a

/. Do you read books and articles on
self-improvement?
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2. Do you keep a close check on your
finances?

3. Do you keep a journal of day to

much of other people. You are fairly
self-confident, but you may be a bit
judgmental. Relax and have fun — you

day events?

are too serious about life and how it

4. Do you give your advice freely,
without prompting?
5. Do you have a hard time making a

should be lived.

3

decision until you know the facts?

t. Are you a "slave to fashion"?

2. Are you always borrowing clothes,
jewelry, tools, books, etc.?
3. Does money seem to slip through
your fingers?
4. Do you try to hide your problems

You are not very self-reliant, but you
help build up the self-confidence of
others. You may be too much of a
dreamer for your own good. Instead of
fantasizing, you should set out to make
just one of your dreams come true.
Once you've had a taste of success you
will become more self-reliant.

from friends and try to solve them
yourself?
5. Do you like romance novels?

If you have three or more "Yes"
answers in any category, read that
answer. If you have three "Yes"

answers in more than one category,
read both (or all three) answers.

You arc fairly extroverted and like to
do well in all your endeavors. You
are an independent thinker and don't

like any effort to change your mind.
You are courageous and imaginative,
however, you should listen more
closely to those around you — their
opinions and advice could be valu
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You do not rely enough on your own
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Horoscope
What's in the stars for you this month?

ARBES
Balancing the physical, emotional,and
mental demands placed on you during

the first week of April could be tough.
A romantic alliance could have you
walking an emotional tightrope after
the 8th. Talk with friends to ease your

tionally draining situation could be at
the heart of your black mood. Make
changes now and the mood will im
prove immediately, if you wait the rift
may be permanent. Watch your money
closely after the 18th, your financial

picture looks murky for the rest of April

anxieties. Tensions ease towards

so batten down the hatches and cut out

month's end if you get differences out

some frivolous items in your budget.

in the open and talk them through.

UBO
TAURUS
Knowing when to quit can help in all
areas during the first part of April. Your

Tension that has been building in the
past few months starts to diminish dur

ing the first week of April. Both finan

love life,career & finances will al ben

cial and emotional worries will be eased

efit from quitting while you are ahead.

by a few happy coincidences early in
the month.The biggest problem you'll
have isjuggling home and career inter
ests. A good balance between the two

After the 17th you may have to spend
some time finishing up personal proj
ects.Outside responsibilities take up all
your time after the 24th. Take an occa

works well until after the 24th when

you'll have to put all your efforts to

sional time out or you won't make it
through!

wards yottr career.

GEMOJI

VIRGO

Put old hurts behind you and look to the

A project you started months ago will

future during the first week of April.

finally start to pay off during April.

Big (positive) changes are on the hori
zon and you need to be ready to take

Everything seems to be looking up this

advantage of them. After the lOth your

standstill, gets a jump start and your
love life is definitely improving.Change
is the watchword forApril,so getready I

social life will take a turn for the better.
You have what it takes this month to
attractnewfriendsandromance. Some

month. Your career, which seemed at a

one close to you might not be leveling
with you towards month's end. Pay

After the 24th you may finally have
time to get away for a long awaited
vacation, it may be a short one, but it

attention and don't get taken.

will cure your wanderlust for awhile.

CAACER

eibra

You tend to be more serious than usual

You may have taken on more responsi

during the first week of April. An emo

bilities than you can handle during the

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Propeity of the Center

off what you can or you'll be feeling
pretty exhausted. After the 15th you'll
be having an itch to get away from it all,
but you won't be able to. Turn this to
your advantage by pushing your career
ahead. You'll finally be able to relax

what you need to recharge you batter
ies. After the 21Sta new money-making
project could put a dent in your wallet
temporarily. Don't worry — you'll get
you investment back ... with interest!

after the 25th.

AQUARIUS
Problems at home or with family may

SCORPIO
Someone you care about could be play
ing on your sympathies to get what they
want during the first week of April. Be
firm and say "no", you won't be sorry.
After the 8th your social life takes the
spoUight and you are the prime attrac
tion.Yourcheerful attitude draws people
to you like a magnet. After the 24th the
pace will slow down and let you focus
on career matters.

cut into your free time during the first
week of April. Keep yourcool—a nice
getaway is in the works after the 6th. A
romantic attraction around the 19th may
be short-lived. Keep an eye on your
pocketbook or you could wind up over
spending. Your emotions swing wildly
after the 24th.Try to think things trough

logically instead of emotionally.

PISCES
An unpleasant argument with a close

SAGirrARIUS
Your charm will make you new friends
and let you enjoy old ones during the
first week of April. After the 6th, a
shock to your budget could cause some

friction between you and a partner. Be
careful what you say after the 20th or
you could make things even worse with

a tactless remark. Stay focused on the

friend could have you feeling down
during the first week of April. One of
you may want a more intimate relation
ship while the other does not — talk it
outand you'll be alright. Your creativ
ity is in the forefront during the second

and third week. Tension on the job
could mar your good mood after the
25th — don't let it get to you.

positive.

CAPRICORN
Your social calendar

fills up quickly dur
ing the first week of
April. Pick and
choose which invita

tions you accept
since demands on

your time will be

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ThB DiRBCTORr
A Listing of Service Organizations, Businesses & Clubs
ALBUQUERQUE, NM (area code 505)
organizations
SIstsr Source Cooparative & Lesbian Resource Line
144 Harvard SE-258-2116

AMARILLO,TX (area code 806)
organizations
Lesbian/Gay Alliance • PC Box 9361 79105•359-4219
MCC ol Amarillo • PC Box 1275• 3724557

Business Delivery Systems
14902 Preston Rd. 75240 - 733-1108
Curious Times - Women's Books etc.

4008D Cedar Springs - 522-5887

Clubs
Sue Ellen's - 3903 Cedar Springs - 559-0707

organizations
Affirmation - PO Box 225831 75222 - 948-1546
AIDS Resource Center - P.O. Box 190712 75219
Asians & Friends - PO Box 9142 75209 -392-3339

Congregation Beth El Binah

ARLiNGTON.TX (area code 817)
organizations

P.O. Box 64460 752206 - 497-1591

Dallas Gay Alliance - P.O. Box 190712 75219 - 528-0144
Dallas Gay/Lesbian Historic Archives

Gay/Lesbian Association ol UTA

P.O. Box 190712 75219 - 821-1653

P.O. Box 19348-77, UTA St. 76019• 794-5140

Dallas Gay Youlh Group
300 Turtle Creek Piaza #116 - 307-7203

AUSTiN.TX (area code 512)
CiUtTS
Nexus • 305 W. 5th • 472-5288

Dallas Outdoors • P.O. Box 35474 75235 • 276-5270
Dallas Tavern Guild - 3900 Lemmon Ave. #220 - 526-5292

Dignity/Dallas - PO Box 190133 75219 - 2268101
Rrst Church of Divine Ifetaphysics - 2701 Reagan
P.O. Box 683 75221 - 826-7110, Ext. 302

organizations

Foundation for Human Understanding - 5284233

Atlinnallon (Methodist)•7403 Shoal Greek • 45t-2329
Austin Latlno/a Lesbian/Gay Organization

GLAAD/Dalias - P.O. Box 190712 75219 - 526GLAD

P.O. Box 1350 78787 ■ 2808107

2727 Oak Lawn 75219 - 528-2811

Austin LesblantGay Political Caucus

Lesbian Information Line (UL)

P.O. Box 822 78767• 462-9888

P.O. Box 191443 75219 - 528-2426

Grace Fellowship in Christ Jesus

Bound By Desire (Women's S/M Support Groi^)

Lesbian/Gay Poiiticai Coalition

P.O. Box 26583 78755 - 473-7104

P.O. Box 224424 75222 - 828-9882

Center lor Battered Women • Lesbian Grotp
385-518t or 928-9070 (hotline)
Gay/Lesbian Student Association at UT Austin

Lesbian Resource Center -1315 Skiies • 821-3999
Lesbian Visionaries • P.O. Box 191443 75219 -528-4087

Metropiex Republicans

458-3971 ■Box275TexasUnion 78712-7338

P.O. Box 191033 75219 - 941-8114

Lesbian/Gay Rights Lobby • 601 W. 18lh St • 474-5475

Oak Lawn Community Services

Lesbian Mothers - Karen • 339-8508
Live Wire Productions • PO Box 141202 78714

Oak Lawn Symphonic Band

Metropolitan Community Church

1100 ^ringdale Rd. • 929-3660

Oasis Ministry • 5555 N. Lamar Blvd. til 01 • 441 -9191

P-Flag (Parents/Friends LesbiansGays) • 328-3830
Sapphlirel • Lesbian Social Groi^i
Meeting Address • 1700 S. Lamar
MaiSng Address • 201 W. Slassney, Ste. #321 78745-3156
Waterloo Counseling Center
507 Powell 78703 • 322-9654

Texas Human Rights Foundation
601 W.lBlh Si-4798473

AIDS Legal Assistance 1-800-828-6417

The Treehouse (Lesbian Mothers Support Group)
607NtjecesSt. 78701 -477-5822

DALLAS, TX (area code 214)
businesses
Advanced Electrolysis - 3209 Premier Dr. #124
Piano, TX 75075 - 424-7147

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P.O. Box 191094 75219- 5206108

P.O. Box 190973 75219 ■ 986-1751
PFLAG/Daiias - 5566640

SDA Kinship-POBox38454 75238 - 373-8484
WANT (Women In The Arts) 288-929/ 823-3105
Womyn Together • 3920 Cedar Springs -5284233

DENTON, TX (area code 817)
clubs
Bedo's -1215 E. University - 566-9910

businesses

Athena's Attic ■ books, jewelry, art, etc.

106 N. Austin St.-565-9755

organizations
COURAGE, lesbian Gay Student Org.

P.O. Box 5067 76203 • 382-3813

Harvest Metropolitan Community Church
5900 South Slemmons 76205 - 1-800-497-HMCC

FT. WORTH (area code 817)
organizations
Agape MCC • 5 SE Loop 820•535-5002
Aflirmatlon (Methodisl)•478-7837
RESPECT - Gay/Lesbian Association
828 Hardwood Rd.• HursL TX 76054

National Gay Alliance for Young Adults, Inc.
P.O. Box 190426

Dallas, TX 75219-0426•(214)307-7203
National Gay/Lesbian Clearinghouse
666 Broadway 4lh Floor - NY, NY 10012
National Gay/Lesbian Crisisllne
t-808SOS-GAYS

National Gay/Lesbian Task Force
1517 U Street NW

HOUSTON,TX (area code 713)
businesses

Washington D.C. 20009 - 202-332-6483
The Fund for Human Dignity
666 Broadway 4th Ftoor - NY, NY 10012

Inklings • an alternative bookshop
1846 Richmond ■ 521-3369

ciubs
Ranch •9218 Buffalo Spdwy.•666-3464
Ms. B's • 9208 Buffalo Spdwy.•666-3356
XTC • 9212 Buffalo Spdwy.• 666-3356

organizations
AIDS Foundation -3927 Essex Lane• 623-6796
AIDS HOTLINE • do SwKchboard ■ 529-3211

NORMAN,OK (area code 405)
organizations
Women's Resource Center
P.O. Box 5089 73070

OKLAHOMA CITY, OK (area code 405)
organizations

Gay/Lesbian Students University of Houston

Oasis the Community Center

4800 Calhoun-529-3211

2135 NW 39th 73112-528AIDS

Gay & Lesbian Switchboard

Heriand Sister Resources,Inc.

P.O. Box 66591 77266 •529-3211

2312 NW39th 73112 - 521-9696

Houston Gay Political Caucus
P.O. Box 66664 77266-521-1000

Kingdom Community Church ■ 6t4 E. 19th •862-7533
Lambda ALANON • Lambda Center for Alchoholics
1214Joanne-521-9772

SAN ANGELO,TX (area code 915)
businesses
Books Etc., Inc. - Lesbian/Gay/Alternative Books

Lesbian/Gay Studsnts-Univ. Houston Clear Lake
2700 Bay Area 77058
Metropolitan Community Church Of The Resurrection

2410 W. Ave N 76904 - 942-1544

1919Decatur-861-9t49

SAN ANTONIO,TX (area code 512)

Montrose Counseling Center
900 Lovetl #203 77006 •529-0037

Montrose Pool League/Billiards ■ PJ 863-8482
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A Femewst Perspective
A New Monthly Column From The Lesbian/Gay Rights Lobby
WRinEN By Laurie Eiserloh, Executive Director
Many of you may have heard the term "Log Cabin Republican."This is the name of a nationwide
organization of individuals who are gay and yet support the Republican party. The name "Log
Cabin" refers to Abraham Lincoln's humble, and perhaps mythical, abode in the woods Illinois.

This is an unusual name considering how few lesbians are members of this organization. One can
almost picture alog cabin clubhouse with a sign on the door"Girls Keep Out." Also,the word"log"
conjures up certain phallic images.This connotation was probably not purposeful,but as Dr.Freud

said,"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." And sometimes, well...

Log Cabin members agree with the Republican party's economic ideas, but disagree with the
party s social stance on the issues of gay rights and choice. The goal of Log Cabin is to alter
repressive social policies by working within the party. Although I agree, in theory, with the Log

Cabin goals,I question if it is possible to separate the Republican party's economic policies from
its social policies. I also question whether we, as lesbians and as feminists, should support Log
Cabin.

The Reagan administration ushered in a new era of Republican politics whereby the Republican
party used organized religion and repressive social policies to gamer the votes ofindividuals who
would not benefit from the party's economic stance. This strategy depended heavily upon deepseated prejudices in American society and was aimed at middle class and working class Americans

who economically had nothing to gain by supporting the Republican party. However, these
individuals could rest assured that by supporting the Republican party that they were voting for
so-called "family-values.""Family values"is a catch phrase for policies that penalize lesbian/gay
people, women,and single parents. Thus,the economic and social goals of the Republican party
are inextricably connected and it may not be possible, as the Log Cabin Republicans suggest, to
support the Republican's economic policies without supporting their social policies.

We are all familiar with the Republican's racist and sexist stand on the issues. With respect to gay
and lesbian people, their stance is equally appalling. For instance, the Texas Republican Party
Platform states,"Homosexuality should not be presented as an acceptable lifestyle in schools ..
. no person should receive special privileges based on sexual preference — homosexuality

necrophilia, pedophilia, beastiality, or incest..." It also seeks to deny us custody and visitation

of our children. Although 1 know many Republicans who do not agree with the platform,few are
willing to do so publicly.

Even if it were possible to separate economic policies from social issues,1 do not see why women
should support the economic policies put forth by the Republican party. As women, we are far
more likely to be left without basic human rights such as health care. We are also far more likely
to care for the young and the elderly. These human services issues are not a priority in the
Republican party.

1 am not suggesting that we should offer our support to the Democratic party. Currently,1 know
of two races in the state of Texas where the Republican candidate may, in fact, be stronger on
progressive issues than the Democratic opposition. However, this is more the exception than the
rule. As lesbians and as feminists, it is important for us to engage in the political process and
understand how these issues of electoral politics affect our community.

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The I^ews
From Around the Region, the Country & the World

Meeting Between
Bush & Gays Sparks
Backlash
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Far Right
organizations have seized on a meeting
between the National Gay and Lesbian
Task Force and the Bush/Quayle '92
campaign to push anti-gay rhetoric to
the forefront of the presidential race
and attack gay and lesbian campaign
visibility.
NGLTF representatives met with Rob

NGLTF agenda is not the Republican
agenda and should not become part of
your re-election bid."
The Conservative Political Caucus,Pat
Robertson's "700 Club", the National
Association of Evangelicals and other

groups have also vilified the meeting.
Richard Land,Christian Life Commis
sion head,was quoted inThe Tennessean
as saying, "People who campaign for

office as pro-family are engaging in
hypocrisy when they court people whose
lifestyle is not...traditional."

ert Mosbacher,chair ofthe Bush reelec

The White House has distanced itself

tion campaign on February 13 in Wash
ington. D.C. The activists briefed the
campaign on discrimination,AIDS and
homophobic campaign rhetoric. Fol
lowing national media coverage of the

from the meeting,saying it was a"per
sonal decision" by Mosbacher.
"Gay people have every right to meet
with representatives ofour elected offi
cials," said NGLTF executive director

gay and lesbian issues.

Urvashi Vaid, who arranged the meet
ing.'These extremist groups are anti
democratic. In a panic because of in
creasing gay political organizing, they
are striking out at our visibility. Now

"Having the highest-ranking member
of your re-election campaign meet with
the homosexual lobby is a direct contra

capitulate to the bigotry of exu-emists,
or will he stand for tolerance and jus

meeting,several arch-conservative po
litical and religious groupsaggressively
condemned the meeting and demanded
President Bush disavow himself from

diction to your attempts to portray your
administration as pro-family," wrote
Rev. Morris Chapman,president of the
Southern Baptist Convention (SBQ,
and reported in the Washington Times.
"We call upon you to personally dis
avow any support or sympathy for the

homosexual civil rights agenda."
On February 24,Reps.William Danne-

meyer(R-CA),Newt Gingrich(R-GA)

the burden is on President Bush.Will he

tice?"

Anti-Gay Pressure On
In Oregon,Alabama &
Colorado
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A far-right
Christian organization has bombarded
Oregon's gay and lesbian community
with a number of statewide and local

and other conservative Congressmen
fired off a letter to Bush blasting the

anli-gay initiatives to be placed on the

meeting.'The invitation and meeting
wasa slap in the face to every voter who

bama,the state Senate is poised to vote
on a bill which would mandate that
schools teach that homosexuality is

affirms the traditional family. The
Page 8 • Dimensions •April '92

ballots this year. Meanwhile, in Ala

unacceptable and a criminal offense. At

for a list of organizations and contacts

the same time in Colorado,activists are

in the various states.

waging a battle againsta statewide an tigay initiative.
The Oregon Citizens Alliance, a farright group that initiated a successful
anti-gay measure in 1988, introduced
two statewide and three local initia
tives.
Onestatewide initiative amends the state

constitution to prohibit local, regional,
and state govemments in Oregon from
"promoting, encouraging, or facilitat
ing" homosexuality.
These initiatives would mean that gay
men and lesbians could lose their jobs
or homessimply because oftheir sexual
orientation, with no legal recourse.
Govemments could not issue permits
for gay pride marches, public facilities
could not be rented to gay organiza
tions,public libraries would berequired
to remove books that treat homosexual

ity neutrally or positively, and public
schools would be required to teach stu
dents that homosexuality is"abnormal,

wrong, unnatural, and perverse."
In Alabama, the State Senate Health

Committee unanimously approved ofa
bill mandating specific limits on sex
education in public schools. If passed,
the bill would require that schools re
move abortion and safer sex discus

sions in sex-ed classes, teach total ab

stinence as the only form of prevention
for AIDS,and teach that homosexual

ity is unacceptable and a criminal of
fense.

The Colorado for Family Values initia
tive, would exclude sexual orientation

from protected class status in any civil
rights laws in the state.
If you would like to get involved in the

fight to defeat these various initiatives,
you can contact the National Gay &
Lesbian Task Force at(202)332-6483

Students Collect

Ballots to End ROTO
Discriniination
WASHINGTON,D.C. - The National

Lesbian,Gay & Bisexual Student Cau
cus, an affiliate of the United States
Student Association(USS A)collected
close to four thousand postcard-like

ballots urging the President to rescind
the ROTC's and the Department of
Defense' discriminatory policy against

lesbian, gay and bisexual people. The
ballots were collected from over one-

hundred(100)campuses spanning over
thirty states.However,the ballots them
selvesrepresent voting studentsin fortyeight (48) states and even American
students as far away asPuerto Rico,the
United Kingdom and New Zealand.

The campaign is part of the Caucus'
"1992 Student vote Against Discrimi
nation." Each postcard-like ballot is a
potential student vote and conveys a

message that students are a voting con
stituency to be reckoned with for the
'92 Elections.

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The National Lesbian,Gay & Bisexual
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networks, organizes and advocates for
lesbian,gay and bisexualstudents across
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the nation and in Washington, D.C.

Color in Diversity Program for NOW,

The U.S. Student Association is the

and current Coordinator of Leadership
for the Black Gay and Lesbian Confer

country's oldest, largest and most di
verse national student union represent
ing close to four million students to the
White House, U.S. Congress, Federal
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Dallas Gearing Up
ForTLC '92
DALLAS - The fifth annual Texas Les

bian Conference will take place on May

ence.

Kate Clinton, Lesbian-Feminist-Hu
morist,is scheduled for theconference's

Saturday nightentertainment.The Kate
Clinton concert is open to everyone.
Tickets are SIO in advance for confer
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attending the conference.

TLC will host more than 39 workshops
and will sponsor a round-table discus
sion open to gay men so that"commu

15-17 at the Southland Hotel in Down

nity gender issues" may be addressed.

town Dallas. The conference is spon
sored by Lesbian Visionaries and be
tween 600-1000 women are expected

The cost of the conference is on a slid

to attend.

ing scale of $35-$45. Rooms are re
served for conference participants at a
flat rate of $55 for up to four people.

The conference keynote speakers in
clude Laurie Eiserloh, lobbyist for the
Lesbian and Gay Rights Lobby;Emma

Home hospitality is also available if
requested in advance. Vendor space is

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Chicana Lesbians:The Girls Our Moth

For more information about TLC,call
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What's Goia' On
A Monthly Usting Of Special Events All Around The Area
HOUSTON - Monica Grant returns

Sally Cavell and Altazar. There will

to Houston on Friday, April 3rd at

also be and Arts & Crafts Fair, work

8:30pm for a very distinctive comedy

shops, a fun run and dances held on
Saturday and Sunday nights. Housing
is available at the University of New

performance in the Downtown Market

Square Historic District's Bayou Ter
race (located in the historic Magnolia
Brewery).Taking the stage first will be
Dimension's (and Houston's) own
Nancy Ford dishing out her unique
brand of comedy. Tickets are $10-$20
and are available at INKLINGS Book

shop, at the door,or by calling Planet
Earth Productions at(713)528-0748.
DALLAS - The CATHEDRAL OF
HOPE MCC will hold its third annual

Shop 'til You Drop auction on Satur

Mexico dorms or from various hotels in

town. For housing and ticket informa
tion,please write: Wim infest,P.O.Box
80204,Albuquerque,NM 87198-0204.
DALLAS - Comedian/singer Monica
Grant will also be appearing in Dallas

on Saturday, April 4th at the Dallas
Gay Alliance Community Center
(2701 Reagan) at 8pm. Julie Mon-

danaro will open the concert. Tickets
are $10.00 in advance and are available

day,ApriI4th,1992.Proceeds will ben
efit the Lesbian Resource Centre,

at CURIOUS TIMES. A portion of the

Lesbian Visionaries and the Women's

Gay & Lesbian Alliance and the AIDS

Health Project. Some of the items to

be auctioned are: wine tasting parties,
moonbght cruises, movie passes, con
cert tickets, haircuts and stylings, din
ners, objects d'art, and massages.Pre

view is at6pm and the auction begins at
7pm. Admission is $1. Hors d'oeuvres

will be available throughout the eve
ning. Cash, check. Visa, MasterCard
and American Express will be accepted.

The church is locted at 5353 Maple
Ave. For more info, contact Sue

Schraderat(214)526-6221.

ALBUQ UERQUE-Start making plans

proceeds will go to benefit the Dallas
Resource Center. For more info, call
Soundtrax Productions at(214)9860040.

AUSTIN - Shaman's Circle, a gay

men's empowerment group will offer
Coming Together: Gay Men and Les
bians,a weekend of sharing on a thou
sand-acre ranch in the Texas HillCoun

try on April 3-5 and again on May 2931. For more information about these
weekends and other events sponsored

by Shaman's Circle, please contact

liberty books at(512)495-9737
or(800)828-1279.

now to attend Wiminfest'92,May 22-

24 (Memorial Day Weekend). The
weekend will include lots of musicfrom

performers such as Havens, Marga
Gomez,Dissapear Fear,Venus Envy,
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everywhere - The 13th Annual

Conference of the Gay and Lesbian
Parents Coalition International

(GLPCI) will be held at the downtown

Hyatt Regency in Indianapolis, Indi
ana June 3-5. The conference will be a

gathering of parents, co-parents, part
ners, spouses and children. There will
be workshops, guest speakers, a ban
quet,a dance,entertianment,fireworks
and a family picnic. There will be a
Children's Conference for ages 6-12
and a Youth Conference for ages 13
and up. Childcare will be available for
infants to age five. For more informa
tion on GLPCI or on the conference,

please call (202) 583-8029 or write:
P.O. Box 50360, Washington, D.C.
20091.

FT. WORTH - Chris Williamson &
Tret Pure will be in concert at the

Orchestra Hall in Fort Worth on April
11th at 8pm. Tickets are available at

DALLAS - Looking for something new
and different to do? A lesbian Tupperware Party and fundraiser will be held

on April 26th from 2-5pm at the Dallas
Gay and Lesbian Center. Proceeds
will go to benefit the Texas Lesbian
Conference.For more info,or for pre-

sales and catalogues,call Susan at(214)
881-1467. Visa, MasterCard and Dis

cover will be accepted.

HOUSTON - Betsy will be celebrating
her Six Year Anniversary of The
RANCH on Sunday, April 26th —
don't miss the party! In addition to all
the anniversary activities,on Thursday,
April 9th, the Thursday Bowling
League will hold it's Award Ceremo
nies in the RANCH and on Sunday,

Curious Times in Dallas and Connec

April 12th, the Sunday Bowling
League will hold their awards in MS.

tions and Crosswords in Ft. Worth.

B'S.

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ing information,recollections and indi
viduals associated with Houston Gay
and Lesbian Pride Weeks ofthe past.

If you are willing to be interviewed or
have anything to contribute to a book
on Houston'sPride History,please con

HOUSTON - Nancy Ford invites ev
erybody to come on outto JULIETTE'S
PLACE every Thursday at 9pm when

she hosts Open Mike Night. Bring
your voice,favorite musical instrument
or your dancing shoes and show off
your talent!

tact Jazz at (713) 522-9325 or (713)
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Dear Agates
Answers to your questions about love,
RELATIONSHIIPS & PERSONAL PROBLEMS

Dear Agnes,

back and forth for months before we

I wrote to you back in November and
you published my letter in December's
Dimensions (letter signed "Miserable,
City Withheld").I wrote abouta woman
I had been dating for two years and I
finally broke up with her because we
always verbally and physically fought
Well, I ended up having to move be
cause she was constantly over at my
house causing problems all the time.
I'm so glad I did.I took your advice and
went to talk to someone.It helped alot.
Ifinally got the nerve to go outand meet
some people.Now I have lots offriends

physically met. I gave an in-depth de
scription of the kind of woman I am

and they are wonderful.I didn't think it
was possible I could have friends again
as much as my ex-lover was putting me
down all the time.
There were times when I started think

ing about her and got depressed. My
friends were right there to cheer me up
again. I want to say thanks to them for
being there,and thanks a million to you.
I'm a much happier person today!
VERY HAPPY IN:

Austin, TX

interested in. She knew that she didn't

fit the bill, but she continued to disillu
sion me. And,I began to fall in love..

.I compromised my standards the mo
ment I laid eyes on her. I accepted her

for the person I had grown to love
within — right down to the men's
BVD's and Stetson! But, she took ad
vantage of that love.

Although she claimed to have owned a
business, it became apparent that she

preferred to spend my money. There
were no contributions to the rent,food

or phone bill that she ran up accepting
collect calls from all over Texas! What

really hurt was her blatant disrespect
for me and my career, when she'd
scream at the top of her lungs about our

personal affairs during her temper tan
trums. Does my desire of a discreet

relationship make me homophobic?

As long as this is America and 1 have the
freedom to choose, 1 choose a woman

who looks like, acts like, and enjoys

being a woman.1 know that"Heartbro
ken" loves me; as 1 do her. But, as

Dear Happy,
It is great to hear that you are doing so
well! I wish you continued happiness
and success.

Dear Agnes,
This is in reference to your response to
"Heartbroken"(February 1992Dimen
sions),and your criticism of my former

mate.Maybe you wouldn't be sojudge
mental, if you were better informed...
"Heartbroken" and I wrote long letters

Arnold said, in the movie Torch Song

Trilogy,"... but, NOT enough!"
P.S. Hopefully, you have room to print
"the rest of the story."

Without "Love"
San Antonio, TX
Dear Without,

Thanks for filling us in. 1 realize that all
stories have two sides. Unfortunately,
in the letters 1 receive,there is only one
side of the story represented.

April '92 • Dimensions • Page 15

Dear Agnes,
I have a question I thought maybe you
could answer. I really don't get into
"butch" or "fluff. I am just me. Why

wear. It is always a good idea to get to
know people for who they are as indi

viduals. They will surprise you every
time. The woman with all the makeup

can't more women be like that?
I don't want someone who carries a

may be a great car mechanic, and the

wallet in their back pocket, nor do I

pocket may arrange flowers for a living

want someone that carries tons of

able, gentle, strong women anywhere?

... you just never know.
Perhaps Dimension's readers havesome
comments on this subject. I'd like to
hear from anyone who has an opinion

If so, point me in their direction.

on the stereotyping ofbutch and/or fluff

makeup in a purse.
Are there any down to earth, comfort

Looking For A Real
Relationship
Fort Worth,TX

woman with the wallet in her back

women!

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WITH Your

Dear Looking,
It's bad business to judge people on
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or how much makeup they do or don't

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CRUISING!

Cruises For Lesbian Women (and gay men too)
by Tasha Sumner
tions range from the Caribbean to the

Imagine sailing the ocean blue on aship
with hundreds ofwomen...gay woman.
Imagine that nobody cares if you kiss

So what's a cruise like and how do you

your lover in the dining room or hold

get on board? Well, we'll start with a

hands while you sunbathe on deck. If
you are single, imagine meeting other
single gay women from all over the
country (and the world) in one place.

little information about cruises in gen
eral and then move on to specific com

Sounds like fun, huh?

Twocompaniesare now offering cruises

for lesbians (others offer mixed - gay
men & lesbian — cruises). Destina

Nile.

panies.

THE CRUISE
Most cruise packages include every

thing except your travel to and from the
port city and your beverages(alcoholic
April '92 • Dimensions • Page 17

and non-alcoholic) while on board.

You'll also have to pay your own taxes,

and accommodations. Every cruise in
cludes nightly entertainment by some

gratuities and transfer fees.

of the best names in women's music.

Mostships offer one or two large dining
rooms as well as buffets in the lounge or

Past performers include(butaren'tlim
ited to)Chris Williamson,Teresa Trull

on deck. Most will make arrangements

and Tret Pure.

for special diets (vegetarian, diabetic,
salt-free, kosher, etc.) upon request

events with women from differentcom

when you make reservations. Food is

included in the price of the cruise.

If you are worried about being bored
while on board — don't! Most ships
have a lounge, one or more swimming
pools, and a gambling casino(depend

ing upon the ship). Activities range
from aerobic classes,dances and nightly
entertainment to 12-step meetings and
commitment ceremonies.

Most cruises offer planned tours and
activities while you are in a port, but
you are welcome to hit the local market

or explore on your own as long as you
are back on the ship in time for departirre.

What should you wear on a cruise?
Casual attire is fine although you will
be expected to "dress" for dinner(you

Olivia Cruises also offer meetings and

munities along the travel route. The
Greek cruise will offer a special cere
mony on the Isle of Lesbos for those
who wish to honor Sappho.The Alaska

cruise will offer plane rides over the
glaciers, hiking and other activities.
Special activities on Olivia cruises in

clude: singles nights, midnight buffets
on the deck, the "Dating Game", and
dancelessons. 12-step meetingsare also
available on all cruises.

Cruises for the remainder of 1992 in

clude: Alaska - 7 nights, June 19-26
leaving from Vancouver;and the Greek

Isles - 7 nights,September 14-21,leav
ing from Athens. A Mexican Riviera
Valentine's cruise is already scheduled

for February 13-20, 1993. This cruise
is 7 nights,leaves from San Diego,and

don't have to wear a tux or formal —

goes to Cabo San Lucas, Mazatlan and

unless you just want to).

Puerto Vallarta.

THE COMPANIES

robin TYLER TOURS

OLIVIA CRUISES
1-800-631-6277
4400 Market Street

(818)893-4075

Oakland, CA 94068

Robin Tyler is well known for the suc

Olivia, the biggest name in women's

cess of her women's music and comedy
festivals and has had two sold-out all-

cruises, offers a variety of destinations

15842 Chase Street

Sepulveda, CA 91343

women cruises.Her nextcruise is sched

including; the Bahamas; the Mexican
Caribbean; the Mexican Riviera;
Alaska;and the Greek Isles(with a stop
at the Isle of Lesbos!). Prices start at

lucky group of women up the Egyptian
Nile. An optional, add-on tour ofIsrael

$795 per person all the way up to $2595

and a separate Nile cruise for men are

per person depending on destination

also available. Between now and the

uled for February 1993 and will take a

Nile cruises, Robin Tyler will offer a
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Greek cruises aresched

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night Caribbean cruises

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leave on March 21,

photo safari in Africa July 4-21,1992.
Also in 1993,Robin Tyler will offer the

April 11, April 25,May
2,and June 13,1992.Prices start at$595 for
Caribbean cruises all the way up to S1495

"least expensive women's cruise ever"

for the greek craises.

to the West Coast of Mexico (leaving
from San Diego)July 3-10.Prices start
at$299 and you have your choice ofa3,
4 or seven day cruise. Although Robin
Tyler produces a major women's music
festival,"women's" music is not a part

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and lots more.

MIXED CRUISES(for gay men& women)
are also available from several companies.

for the lesbian, gay and

Their addresses and some basic information

feminist communities.

Books, music and more

are listed below.

ADVANCE-DAMRON
1-800-695-0880

10700 Northwest Frwy.,Suite 160
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CoiWERSATIOSrS
With Biahia
Part X
BY NANCY FORD
Bianda was amazed at the ease in which the two-hundred some odd patrons(some odder than
others)flowed into and aroimd the club.It was the Power Hour atThe Storm Cellar—that weekly
post-work gathering of the lesbian community's movers and shakers.The subterranean meeting

place was once a huge wine cellar beneath Auntie Em's,Bianda's favorite restaurant. But since
the Reagan years, most of the wine served at Auntie Em's was generally stored in a cardboard
carton, leaving this voluminous cavem empty, echoing.
Butnottonight.Notduring Power Hour.The women crammed together,lined up in pseudo-rack

formation,somewhat akin to the wine bottles that had aged and ripened in thatsame room lifetimes
before. Many of them wore business suits and tasteful pumps,some comfortably, easily, while
others donned pantyhose only as an inevitable corporate disguise. On a good night they would
move together in one body,dancing in conversation and innuendo.Thisseemed to be a good night.

The women networked,drank,politicked,smoked and pontificated,thinly veiling their ancient
mating ritual.Two macfilUon years ago women huddled around a fire in a cave exchanging herbal

remedies, tribal songs and nurturing massages while their male counterparts pwunded the killing
trad.Tonight at The Storm Cellar women huddled together to organize fimding to propagate their
own social interests, or to share the name of a good investment broker, gynecologist or
veterinarian. With any luck these conversations de deux wdl later turn into invitations for a

cappucino nightcap upstairs at Auntie Em's.Perhaps later stiU some of the women,the one whose
planets and stars have aligned and linked double-heart fashion in the cosmos, will retire to the

nearest cave to exchange herbal remedies, tribal songs and tender nurturing massages.
Bianda scanned the periphery of the room looking for some human drama to entertain her.To
her left a group of five women discussed heatedly the difference between a lesbian and a gay

woman. Atthe comer tablejust beyond the debaters,two other women were having a confrontation

of another kind altogether. They stared at each other lustily as each raced to be the first to tonguetie a cherry stem.

"The one on the left.I give her a 5.5 for technical merit,but a perfect6 in artistic interpretation."
Amused,Bianda turned toward the direction of the quip.She recognized The Stranger, yet she
didn t. Farmliar anonymity. Say something, dummy, Bianda thought Say something quick,

something witty,something intelligent before this goddess is sucked Lck into the whirlpool,and

oii/o/my
h/e/orever.Bianda turned,and volleyed."Soooo,what's a well-adjusted,stable-looking
woman hke you domg m a tawdry place Wee this?"Bianda winced at her own triteness. That's it,
dazzle her with repartee.

The Stranger flashed a glistening smile,without doubtcausing atleast3or4fellow cave women
within her immediate sphere ofinfluence to lose their trains ofthought And if anyone could derail
a thought train, it would be tWs woman.She was diminuUve,barelv five feet tall in boots.Butshe
acted taU, confident.'Tawdry? Why whatever could you mean?" She spoke in a thick, halfmocking Southem Bellese. Again with the smile, except this time she partially concealed it's
radiance with a glass ofsoda and lime.'Tawdry? Why, my roommate just loves it when I come
home stained with Uquor I don't drink,reeking of cigarettes I don't smoke and six different kinds
of perfume I don't own."

Roommate? Bianda thought. Ten seconds into the conversation and she's already let me know
Page 22• Dimensions •April '92

that she doesn't have a lover,just a roommate.

Suddenly the sea surged,pitching her closer toward Bianda,gently pinning her between her and
the bar.The crowd ebbed,but The Stranger made no attempt to return to its previous position, her
body now somewhat jigsawing itself into Bianda's.
"This is kind of a neat place. Is it always this crowded?"

Aha,a new girl in town. Otherwise she would know that thisis the only nightofthe week it might
be dangerous tofire a cannon through the Storm Cellar's main throughway."Only when they're
lucky," Bianda offered. "Most of the time the bulk of the activity is going on upstairs in the
restaurant. You've never eaten at Auntie Em's?"

"No, my roommate and Ijust moved here about 3 weeks ago, and this is the first time we've,
I mean,I've gotten away from impacking boxes
Another roommate reference. Hmmmmm.

"- and I swore that ifI didn't get out to make some kind of human contact tonight,I'd just,I'd

just now The Stranger was fanning herself with a cocktail napkin."- well,Ijust felt like I was
going to explode!"She drained her soda,pteering over the edge of the glass at Bianda and actually
fluttering her eyelashes. As she leaned past Bianda to place her glass on the bar,Bianda detected
a faint hint of Jasmine.
Bianda realized that the Southern BeUe routine was no routine at all. Scarlett O'Hara lives, is

gay, and stood there before Bianda in all her Confederate splendor. She was nearly overcome by

a case of the vapors."Can I offer you another julep? — I mean soda — I mean, would you like
another drink?"

"Why how very kind of you. Yes, yes,I believe I would like a drink
Biandapivoted toward the bar,signaling for help.Before she could order another soda and lime.
The Stranger interrupted.
"- except this time I think I'd like something just a tad stronger. My daddy always drinks Jack

Daniels. And it's his birthday today, so I believe I'll have another Jack Daniels in my daddy's
honor. Straight, no rocks." Another smile, another flutter of the eyelashes. "But you have to
promise me,ifI get sUly you'll have to take care of me. After all, my roommate's out of town for
a couple days, and I have no one to rely upon to keep me out of trouble tonight."
Suddenly Bianda had an overwhelming urge to whistle Dixie."Well then,"Bianda said raising
her glass toward the south,"here's to Daddy, wherever he may be."
'Oh,I know where he is,"The Stranger stated matter-of-factly."He's in prison."She tossed the

drink down her throat in one swoop."Hejust doesn't imderstand my lifestyle, and he has such a
temper."

Bianda gulped air, then gulped the rest of her own cocktail in a single swallow.Her life passed
before her, followed by pages of a calendar flipping madly through the number of days, nights,
weeks it had been since she shared her bearskin,even for acouple hours, with another cave woman.
Before she could
speak,the woman had
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This Month, Tasha Sumner Reviews:

HOUSTON
TOWN
by Deborah Powell

The END
of APRIL
by Penny Sumner
I've got two great (but very different)
mysteries to look at this month. The

alibi, Charlotte is the prime suspect.

firsi is Houston Town,the second in the

friend and upstairs neighbor while she

Hollis Carpenter Series by Deborah

sets out to find "whodunit."

Powell.

The setting is 1930s Houston. Hollis is

Along the way,Hollis finds a sheriffon
the take, a goofy and corrupt politician

sleeping soundly when she receives a

(who shows a remarkable resemblance

call from her friend Charlotte. Char
lotte has come home from a night out

to recent Texas gubernatorial candi

only to find a man's corp.se in her bed.

other corpse, and a charismatic woman

Hollis comes to the rescue, but Char
lotte refuses to tell anyone where she
was earlier in the evening. With no

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Hollis hides Charlotte with her gay

date, Clayton "Claytie" Williams), an
evangelist with a past. Wading through
offers of sex and money and dodging
threats on her life. Holli-S must figure

out how all these people fit together.

You may recall that I really liked Ms.

the same language. I still haven't fig
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crets. and Houston Town is a great

or even the act of rowing. If anybody

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of Texasville and Lonesome Etovel

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but the cultural differences in the lan

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of her characters are delightful. Ms.
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guage did make it hard for this Texas
girl to get through. Maybe a glossary in
the back would help?
Other than the problems with the lan

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much of other people. You are fairly
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day events?

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4. Do you try to hide your problems

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Horoscope
What's in the stars for you this month?

ARBES
Balancing the physical, emotional,and
mental demands placed on you during

the first week of April could be tough.
A romantic alliance could have you
walking an emotional tightrope after
the 8th. Talk with friends to ease your

tionally draining situation could be at
the heart of your black mood. Make
changes now and the mood will im
prove immediately, if you wait the rift
may be permanent. Watch your money
closely after the 18th, your financial

picture looks murky for the rest of April

anxieties. Tensions ease towards

so batten down the hatches and cut out

month's end if you get differences out

some frivolous items in your budget.

in the open and talk them through.

UBO
TAURUS
Knowing when to quit can help in all
areas during the first part of April. Your

Tension that has been building in the
past few months starts to diminish dur

ing the first week of April. Both finan

love life,career & finances will al ben

cial and emotional worries will be eased

efit from quitting while you are ahead.

by a few happy coincidences early in
the month.The biggest problem you'll
have isjuggling home and career inter
ests. A good balance between the two

After the 17th you may have to spend
some time finishing up personal proj
ects.Outside responsibilities take up all
your time after the 24th. Take an occa

works well until after the 24th when

you'll have to put all your efforts to

sional time out or you won't make it
through!

wards yottr career.

GEMOJI

VIRGO

Put old hurts behind you and look to the

A project you started months ago will

future during the first week of April.

finally start to pay off during April.

Big (positive) changes are on the hori
zon and you need to be ready to take

Everything seems to be looking up this

advantage of them. After the lOth your

standstill, gets a jump start and your
love life is definitely improving.Change
is the watchword forApril,so getready I

social life will take a turn for the better.
You have what it takes this month to
attractnewfriendsandromance. Some

month. Your career, which seemed at a

one close to you might not be leveling
with you towards month's end. Pay

After the 24th you may finally have
time to get away for a long awaited
vacation, it may be a short one, but it

attention and don't get taken.

will cure your wanderlust for awhile.

CAACER

eibra

You tend to be more serious than usual

You may have taken on more responsi

during the first week of April. An emo

bilities than you can handle during the

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Propeity of the Center

off what you can or you'll be feeling
pretty exhausted. After the 15th you'll
be having an itch to get away from it all,
but you won't be able to. Turn this to
your advantage by pushing your career
ahead. You'll finally be able to relax

what you need to recharge you batter
ies. After the 21Sta new money-making
project could put a dent in your wallet
temporarily. Don't worry — you'll get
you investment back ... with interest!

after the 25th.

AQUARIUS
Problems at home or with family may

SCORPIO
Someone you care about could be play
ing on your sympathies to get what they
want during the first week of April. Be
firm and say "no", you won't be sorry.
After the 8th your social life takes the
spoUight and you are the prime attrac
tion.Yourcheerful attitude draws people
to you like a magnet. After the 24th the
pace will slow down and let you focus
on career matters.

cut into your free time during the first
week of April. Keep yourcool—a nice
getaway is in the works after the 6th. A
romantic attraction around the 19th may
be short-lived. Keep an eye on your
pocketbook or you could wind up over
spending. Your emotions swing wildly
after the 24th.Try to think things trough

logically instead of emotionally.

PISCES
An unpleasant argument with a close

SAGirrARIUS
Your charm will make you new friends
and let you enjoy old ones during the
first week of April. After the 6th, a
shock to your budget could cause some

friction between you and a partner. Be
careful what you say after the 20th or
you could make things even worse with

a tactless remark. Stay focused on the

friend could have you feeling down
during the first week of April. One of
you may want a more intimate relation
ship while the other does not — talk it
outand you'll be alright. Your creativ
ity is in the forefront during the second

and third week. Tension on the job
could mar your good mood after the
25th — don't let it get to you.

positive.

CAPRICORN
Your social calendar

fills up quickly dur
ing the first week of
April. Pick and
choose which invita

tions you accept
since demands on

your time will be

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ThB DiRBCTORr
A Listing of Service Organizations, Businesses & Clubs
ALBUQUERQUE, NM (area code 505)
organizations
SIstsr Source Cooparative & Lesbian Resource Line
144 Harvard SE-258-2116

AMARILLO,TX (area code 806)
organizations
Lesbian/Gay Alliance • PC Box 9361 79105•359-4219
MCC ol Amarillo • PC Box 1275• 3724557

Business Delivery Systems
14902 Preston Rd. 75240 - 733-1108
Curious Times - Women's Books etc.

4008D Cedar Springs - 522-5887

Clubs
Sue Ellen's - 3903 Cedar Springs - 559-0707

organizations
Affirmation - PO Box 225831 75222 - 948-1546
AIDS Resource Center - P.O. Box 190712 75219
Asians & Friends - PO Box 9142 75209 -392-3339

Congregation Beth El Binah

ARLiNGTON.TX (area code 817)
organizations

P.O. Box 64460 752206 - 497-1591

Dallas Gay Alliance - P.O. Box 190712 75219 - 528-0144
Dallas Gay/Lesbian Historic Archives

Gay/Lesbian Association ol UTA

P.O. Box 190712 75219 - 821-1653

P.O. Box 19348-77, UTA St. 76019• 794-5140

Dallas Gay Youlh Group
300 Turtle Creek Piaza #116 - 307-7203

AUSTiN.TX (area code 512)
CiUtTS
Nexus • 305 W. 5th • 472-5288

Dallas Outdoors • P.O. Box 35474 75235 • 276-5270
Dallas Tavern Guild - 3900 Lemmon Ave. #220 - 526-5292

Dignity/Dallas - PO Box 190133 75219 - 2268101
Rrst Church of Divine Ifetaphysics - 2701 Reagan
P.O. Box 683 75221 - 826-7110, Ext. 302

organizations

Foundation for Human Understanding - 5284233

Atlinnallon (Methodist)•7403 Shoal Greek • 45t-2329
Austin Latlno/a Lesbian/Gay Organization

GLAAD/Dalias - P.O. Box 190712 75219 - 526GLAD

P.O. Box 1350 78787 ■ 2808107

2727 Oak Lawn 75219 - 528-2811

Austin LesblantGay Political Caucus

Lesbian Information Line (UL)

P.O. Box 822 78767• 462-9888

P.O. Box 191443 75219 - 528-2426

Grace Fellowship in Christ Jesus

Bound By Desire (Women's S/M Support Groi^)

Lesbian/Gay Poiiticai Coalition

P.O. Box 26583 78755 - 473-7104

P.O. Box 224424 75222 - 828-9882

Center lor Battered Women • Lesbian Grotp
385-518t or 928-9070 (hotline)
Gay/Lesbian Student Association at UT Austin

Lesbian Resource Center -1315 Skiies • 821-3999
Lesbian Visionaries • P.O. Box 191443 75219 -528-4087

Metropiex Republicans

458-3971 ■Box275TexasUnion 78712-7338

P.O. Box 191033 75219 - 941-8114

Lesbian/Gay Rights Lobby • 601 W. 18lh St • 474-5475

Oak Lawn Community Services

Lesbian Mothers - Karen • 339-8508
Live Wire Productions • PO Box 141202 78714

Oak Lawn Symphonic Band

Metropolitan Community Church

1100 ^ringdale Rd. • 929-3660

Oasis Ministry • 5555 N. Lamar Blvd. til 01 • 441 -9191

P-Flag (Parents/Friends LesbiansGays) • 328-3830
Sapphlirel • Lesbian Social Groi^i
Meeting Address • 1700 S. Lamar
MaiSng Address • 201 W. Slassney, Ste. #321 78745-3156
Waterloo Counseling Center
507 Powell 78703 • 322-9654

Texas Human Rights Foundation
601 W.lBlh Si-4798473

AIDS Legal Assistance 1-800-828-6417

The Treehouse (Lesbian Mothers Support Group)
607NtjecesSt. 78701 -477-5822

DALLAS, TX (area code 214)
businesses
Advanced Electrolysis - 3209 Premier Dr. #124
Piano, TX 75075 - 424-7147

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P.O. Box 191094 75219- 5206108

P.O. Box 190973 75219 ■ 986-1751
PFLAG/Daiias - 5566640

SDA Kinship-POBox38454 75238 - 373-8484
WANT (Women In The Arts) 288-929/ 823-3105
Womyn Together • 3920 Cedar Springs -5284233

DENTON, TX (area code 817)
clubs
Bedo's -1215 E. University - 566-9910

businesses

Athena's Attic ■ books, jewelry, art, etc.

106 N. Austin St.-565-9755

organizations
COURAGE, lesbian Gay Student Org.

P.O. Box 5067 76203 • 382-3813

Harvest Metropolitan Community Church
5900 South Slemmons 76205 - 1-800-497-HMCC

FT. WORTH (area code 817)
organizations
Agape MCC • 5 SE Loop 820•535-5002
Aflirmatlon (Methodisl)•478-7837
RESPECT - Gay/Lesbian Association
828 Hardwood Rd.• HursL TX 76054

National Gay Alliance for Young Adults, Inc.
P.O. Box 190426

Dallas, TX 75219-0426•(214)307-7203
National Gay/Lesbian Clearinghouse
666 Broadway 4lh Floor - NY, NY 10012
National Gay/Lesbian Crisisllne
t-808SOS-GAYS

National Gay/Lesbian Task Force
1517 U Street NW

HOUSTON,TX (area code 713)
businesses

Washington D.C. 20009 - 202-332-6483
The Fund for Human Dignity
666 Broadway 4th Ftoor - NY, NY 10012

Inklings • an alternative bookshop
1846 Richmond ■ 521-3369

ciubs
Ranch •9218 Buffalo Spdwy.•666-3464
Ms. B's • 9208 Buffalo Spdwy.•666-3356
XTC • 9212 Buffalo Spdwy.• 666-3356

organizations
AIDS Foundation -3927 Essex Lane• 623-6796
AIDS HOTLINE • do SwKchboard ■ 529-3211

NORMAN,OK (area code 405)
organizations
Women's Resource Center
P.O. Box 5089 73070

OKLAHOMA CITY, OK (area code 405)
organizations

Gay/Lesbian Students University of Houston

Oasis the Community Center

4800 Calhoun-529-3211

2135 NW 39th 73112-528AIDS

Gay & Lesbian Switchboard

Heriand Sister Resources,Inc.

P.O. Box 66591 77266 •529-3211

2312 NW39th 73112 - 521-9696

Houston Gay Political Caucus
P.O. Box 66664 77266-521-1000

Kingdom Community Church ■ 6t4 E. 19th •862-7533
Lambda ALANON • Lambda Center for Alchoholics
1214Joanne-521-9772

SAN ANGELO,TX (area code 915)
businesses
Books Etc., Inc. - Lesbian/Gay/Alternative Books

Lesbian/Gay Studsnts-Univ. Houston Clear Lake
2700 Bay Area 77058
Metropolitan Community Church Of The Resurrection

2410 W. Ave N 76904 - 942-1544

1919Decatur-861-9t49

SAN ANTONIO,TX (area code 512)

Montrose Counseling Center
900 Lovetl #203 77006 •529-0037

Montrose Pool League/Billiards ■ PJ 863-8482
PWA Coalition - Houston • t475 W. Gray #163• 522-5428
Womynspace • P.O. Box 980601 77098-0601
Women's Softball League •643t Pineshade ■ 868-6256

clubs
Memories•6402 Callaghan • 340-1241
Nexus San Antonio ■ 8021 Pinebrook • 341-2818

organizations
DIgnity/San Antonio - 202 N. St. Mary's - 349-3632
Integrity/San Antonio

LUBBOCK,TX (area code 806)

P.O. Box 150006 78212 - 684-4920

businesses

202 Holland 78212 - 822-1121

Ellie's Garden ■ 2812 34th St.• 796-0880

Lambda Students Center -1140 W. Woodlawn Ave.

organizations

LISA (Lesbian Information SA) - 828-LISA (5472)
SALGA - San Antonio Lesbian & Gay Assembly - 733-7300

Lubbock Lesbian/Gay Alliance & Wild Wilde West Prod.

River City Living Metropolitan Community Church

P.O. Box 64746 79464• 796-2403

SALSA - San Antonio Lambda Students Alliance
P.O. BOX12715 78212-SALSALine7381225

Community Outreach Center & Outreach AA fTues.@
8pm) • 102 N.Ave.S-866-4380

San Antonio AIDS Foundation
P.O. Box 120113 78212-9313

San Antonio Tavern Guild - 822-2823

NATIONAL ORGANiZATIONS
Affirmation: United Methodists for Lesbian/Gay
Concerns• P.O. Box 1021 • Evanston, IL 60204
AIDS Action Council • 729 Eighth St. S.E. Suite 200

Washington, DC 20003 -(202) 547-3101
AIDS 800 - 1-808221-7044
Conference For Catholic Lesbians

P.O. Box 436, Planetarium Station - New 'fork, NY 10024
GLAAD/USA - 80 Varick St. #3E - NY, NY 10013
Hate Crime Line - 1-800-347-HATE

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GWF, Sincere; Affectionate; Roman

say I've spoiled myself. I'm tired of

tic; Cute"soft-butch"; Versatile in hob

being alone with a great lifestyle, and
am looking for a beautiful lesbian His
panic or Anglo woman. I'm a one per
son person and can be very good to the
right woman. I want someone who is
ready to make a permanent commit
ment and be with me. However,I can't

bies, interests; Seeking feminine com
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Reply to Box #377.
HANDSOME, generous, lovable GF
seeks romantic entanglement with a
bright, cheerful, honest and caring GF
who enjoys bookstores, jazz concerts,
dinnerpartiesand candlelit bubble baths.

Smokers, overweight women and
women who aren't 100% gay are (po
litely) discouraged from responding.
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A Femewst Perspective
A New Monthly Column From The Lesbian/Gay Rights Lobby
WRinEN By Laurie Eiserloh, Executive Director
Many of you may have heard the term "Log Cabin Republican."This is the name of a nationwide
organization of individuals who are gay and yet support the Republican party. The name "Log
Cabin" refers to Abraham Lincoln's humble, and perhaps mythical, abode in the woods Illinois.

This is an unusual name considering how few lesbians are members of this organization. One can
almost picture alog cabin clubhouse with a sign on the door"Girls Keep Out." Also,the word"log"
conjures up certain phallic images.This connotation was probably not purposeful,but as Dr.Freud

said,"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." And sometimes, well...

Log Cabin members agree with the Republican party's economic ideas, but disagree with the
party s social stance on the issues of gay rights and choice. The goal of Log Cabin is to alter
repressive social policies by working within the party. Although I agree, in theory, with the Log

Cabin goals,I question if it is possible to separate the Republican party's economic policies from
its social policies. I also question whether we, as lesbians and as feminists, should support Log
Cabin.

The Reagan administration ushered in a new era of Republican politics whereby the Republican
party used organized religion and repressive social policies to gamer the votes ofindividuals who
would not benefit from the party's economic stance. This strategy depended heavily upon deepseated prejudices in American society and was aimed at middle class and working class Americans

who economically had nothing to gain by supporting the Republican party. However, these
individuals could rest assured that by supporting the Republican party that they were voting for
so-called "family-values.""Family values"is a catch phrase for policies that penalize lesbian/gay
people, women,and single parents. Thus,the economic and social goals of the Republican party
are inextricably connected and it may not be possible, as the Log Cabin Republicans suggest, to
support the Republican's economic policies without supporting their social policies.

We are all familiar with the Republican's racist and sexist stand on the issues. With respect to gay
and lesbian people, their stance is equally appalling. For instance, the Texas Republican Party
Platform states,"Homosexuality should not be presented as an acceptable lifestyle in schools ..
. no person should receive special privileges based on sexual preference — homosexuality

necrophilia, pedophilia, beastiality, or incest..." It also seeks to deny us custody and visitation

of our children. Although 1 know many Republicans who do not agree with the platform,few are
willing to do so publicly.

Even if it were possible to separate economic policies from social issues,1 do not see why women
should support the economic policies put forth by the Republican party. As women, we are far
more likely to be left without basic human rights such as health care. We are also far more likely
to care for the young and the elderly. These human services issues are not a priority in the
Republican party.

1 am not suggesting that we should offer our support to the Democratic party. Currently,1 know
of two races in the state of Texas where the Republican candidate may, in fact, be stronger on
progressive issues than the Democratic opposition. However, this is more the exception than the
rule. As lesbians and as feminists, it is important for us to engage in the political process and
understand how these issues of electoral politics affect our community.

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The I^ews
From Around the Region, the Country & the World

Meeting Between
Bush & Gays Sparks
Backlash
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Far Right
organizations have seized on a meeting
between the National Gay and Lesbian
Task Force and the Bush/Quayle '92
campaign to push anti-gay rhetoric to
the forefront of the presidential race
and attack gay and lesbian campaign
visibility.
NGLTF representatives met with Rob

NGLTF agenda is not the Republican
agenda and should not become part of
your re-election bid."
The Conservative Political Caucus,Pat
Robertson's "700 Club", the National
Association of Evangelicals and other

groups have also vilified the meeting.
Richard Land,Christian Life Commis
sion head,was quoted inThe Tennessean
as saying, "People who campaign for

office as pro-family are engaging in
hypocrisy when they court people whose
lifestyle is not...traditional."

ert Mosbacher,chair ofthe Bush reelec

The White House has distanced itself

tion campaign on February 13 in Wash
ington. D.C. The activists briefed the
campaign on discrimination,AIDS and
homophobic campaign rhetoric. Fol
lowing national media coverage of the

from the meeting,saying it was a"per
sonal decision" by Mosbacher.
"Gay people have every right to meet
with representatives ofour elected offi
cials," said NGLTF executive director

gay and lesbian issues.

Urvashi Vaid, who arranged the meet
ing.'These extremist groups are anti
democratic. In a panic because of in
creasing gay political organizing, they
are striking out at our visibility. Now

"Having the highest-ranking member
of your re-election campaign meet with
the homosexual lobby is a direct contra

capitulate to the bigotry of exu-emists,
or will he stand for tolerance and jus

meeting,several arch-conservative po
litical and religious groupsaggressively
condemned the meeting and demanded
President Bush disavow himself from

diction to your attempts to portray your
administration as pro-family," wrote
Rev. Morris Chapman,president of the
Southern Baptist Convention (SBQ,
and reported in the Washington Times.
"We call upon you to personally dis
avow any support or sympathy for the

homosexual civil rights agenda."
On February 24,Reps.William Danne-

meyer(R-CA),Newt Gingrich(R-GA)

the burden is on President Bush.Will he

tice?"

Anti-Gay Pressure On
In Oregon,Alabama &
Colorado
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A far-right
Christian organization has bombarded
Oregon's gay and lesbian community
with a number of statewide and local

and other conservative Congressmen
fired off a letter to Bush blasting the

anli-gay initiatives to be placed on the

meeting.'The invitation and meeting
wasa slap in the face to every voter who

bama,the state Senate is poised to vote
on a bill which would mandate that
schools teach that homosexuality is

affirms the traditional family. The
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ballots this year. Meanwhile, in Ala

unacceptable and a criminal offense. At

for a list of organizations and contacts

the same time in Colorado,activists are

in the various states.

waging a battle againsta statewide an tigay initiative.
The Oregon Citizens Alliance, a farright group that initiated a successful
anti-gay measure in 1988, introduced
two statewide and three local initia
tives.
Onestatewide initiative amends the state

constitution to prohibit local, regional,
and state govemments in Oregon from
"promoting, encouraging, or facilitat
ing" homosexuality.
These initiatives would mean that gay
men and lesbians could lose their jobs
or homessimply because oftheir sexual
orientation, with no legal recourse.
Govemments could not issue permits
for gay pride marches, public facilities
could not be rented to gay organiza
tions,public libraries would berequired
to remove books that treat homosexual

ity neutrally or positively, and public
schools would be required to teach stu
dents that homosexuality is"abnormal,

wrong, unnatural, and perverse."
In Alabama, the State Senate Health

Committee unanimously approved ofa
bill mandating specific limits on sex
education in public schools. If passed,
the bill would require that schools re
move abortion and safer sex discus

sions in sex-ed classes, teach total ab

stinence as the only form of prevention
for AIDS,and teach that homosexual

ity is unacceptable and a criminal of
fense.

The Colorado for Family Values initia
tive, would exclude sexual orientation

from protected class status in any civil
rights laws in the state.
If you would like to get involved in the

fight to defeat these various initiatives,
you can contact the National Gay &
Lesbian Task Force at(202)332-6483

Students Collect

Ballots to End ROTO
Discriniination
WASHINGTON,D.C. - The National

Lesbian,Gay & Bisexual Student Cau
cus, an affiliate of the United States
Student Association(USS A)collected
close to four thousand postcard-like

ballots urging the President to rescind
the ROTC's and the Department of
Defense' discriminatory policy against

lesbian, gay and bisexual people. The
ballots were collected from over one-

hundred(100)campuses spanning over
thirty states.However,the ballots them
selvesrepresent voting studentsin fortyeight (48) states and even American
students as far away asPuerto Rico,the
United Kingdom and New Zealand.

The campaign is part of the Caucus'
"1992 Student vote Against Discrimi
nation." Each postcard-like ballot is a
potential student vote and conveys a

message that students are a voting con
stituency to be reckoned with for the
'92 Elections.

The ballots were distributed at both
small and big, rural and urban cam

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campusesthroughoutthe Central,South
and Southeast,extending from Arizona

to Florida and the Atlantic Ocean.C^puses in the Dimensions distribution
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lington, UT Austin, UT San Antonio,
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homa at Norman.

The National Lesbian,Gay & Bisexual
Caucus is an affiliate of USSA and
networks, organizes and advocates for
lesbian,gay and bisexualstudents across
April '92 • Dimensions • Page 9

the nation and in Washington, D.C.

Color in Diversity Program for NOW,

The U.S. Student Association is the

and current Coordinator of Leadership
for the Black Gay and Lesbian Confer

country's oldest, largest and most di
verse national student union represent
ing close to four million students to the
White House, U.S. Congress, Federal
Education Deparunent and in the na
tional higher education community.

Dallas Gearing Up
ForTLC '92
DALLAS - The fifth annual Texas Les

bian Conference will take place on May

ence.

Kate Clinton, Lesbian-Feminist-Hu
morist,is scheduled for theconference's

Saturday nightentertainment.The Kate
Clinton concert is open to everyone.
Tickets are SIO in advance for confer
ence attendees and S12 for those not

attending the conference.

TLC will host more than 39 workshops
and will sponsor a round-table discus
sion open to gay men so that"commu

15-17 at the Southland Hotel in Down

nity gender issues" may be addressed.

town Dallas. The conference is spon
sored by Lesbian Visionaries and be
tween 600-1000 women are expected

The cost of the conference is on a slid

to attend.

ing scale of $35-$45. Rooms are re
served for conference participants at a
flat rate of $55 for up to four people.

The conference keynote speakers in
clude Laurie Eiserloh, lobbyist for the
Lesbian and Gay Rights Lobby;Emma

Home hospitality is also available if
requested in advance. Vendor space is

Perez,PhD.,AssistantProfessorof His
tory at UTEP and featured author of
Chicana Lesbians:The Girls Our Moth

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What's Goia' On
A Monthly Usting Of Special Events All Around The Area
HOUSTON - Monica Grant returns

Sally Cavell and Altazar. There will

to Houston on Friday, April 3rd at

also be and Arts & Crafts Fair, work

8:30pm for a very distinctive comedy

shops, a fun run and dances held on
Saturday and Sunday nights. Housing
is available at the University of New

performance in the Downtown Market

Square Historic District's Bayou Ter
race (located in the historic Magnolia
Brewery).Taking the stage first will be
Dimension's (and Houston's) own
Nancy Ford dishing out her unique
brand of comedy. Tickets are $10-$20
and are available at INKLINGS Book

shop, at the door,or by calling Planet
Earth Productions at(713)528-0748.
DALLAS - The CATHEDRAL OF
HOPE MCC will hold its third annual

Shop 'til You Drop auction on Satur

Mexico dorms or from various hotels in

town. For housing and ticket informa
tion,please write: Wim infest,P.O.Box
80204,Albuquerque,NM 87198-0204.
DALLAS - Comedian/singer Monica
Grant will also be appearing in Dallas

on Saturday, April 4th at the Dallas
Gay Alliance Community Center
(2701 Reagan) at 8pm. Julie Mon-

danaro will open the concert. Tickets
are $10.00 in advance and are available

day,ApriI4th,1992.Proceeds will ben
efit the Lesbian Resource Centre,

at CURIOUS TIMES. A portion of the

Lesbian Visionaries and the Women's

Gay & Lesbian Alliance and the AIDS

Health Project. Some of the items to

be auctioned are: wine tasting parties,
moonbght cruises, movie passes, con
cert tickets, haircuts and stylings, din
ners, objects d'art, and massages.Pre

view is at6pm and the auction begins at
7pm. Admission is $1. Hors d'oeuvres

will be available throughout the eve
ning. Cash, check. Visa, MasterCard
and American Express will be accepted.

The church is locted at 5353 Maple
Ave. For more info, contact Sue

Schraderat(214)526-6221.

ALBUQ UERQUE-Start making plans

proceeds will go to benefit the Dallas
Resource Center. For more info, call
Soundtrax Productions at(214)9860040.

AUSTIN - Shaman's Circle, a gay

men's empowerment group will offer
Coming Together: Gay Men and Les
bians,a weekend of sharing on a thou
sand-acre ranch in the Texas HillCoun

try on April 3-5 and again on May 2931. For more information about these
weekends and other events sponsored

by Shaman's Circle, please contact

liberty books at(512)495-9737
or(800)828-1279.

now to attend Wiminfest'92,May 22-

24 (Memorial Day Weekend). The
weekend will include lots of musicfrom

performers such as Havens, Marga
Gomez,Dissapear Fear,Venus Envy,
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everywhere - The 13th Annual

Conference of the Gay and Lesbian
Parents Coalition International

(GLPCI) will be held at the downtown

Hyatt Regency in Indianapolis, Indi
ana June 3-5. The conference will be a

gathering of parents, co-parents, part
ners, spouses and children. There will
be workshops, guest speakers, a ban
quet,a dance,entertianment,fireworks
and a family picnic. There will be a
Children's Conference for ages 6-12
and a Youth Conference for ages 13
and up. Childcare will be available for
infants to age five. For more informa
tion on GLPCI or on the conference,

please call (202) 583-8029 or write:
P.O. Box 50360, Washington, D.C.
20091.

FT. WORTH - Chris Williamson &
Tret Pure will be in concert at the

Orchestra Hall in Fort Worth on April
11th at 8pm. Tickets are available at

DALLAS - Looking for something new
and different to do? A lesbian Tupperware Party and fundraiser will be held

on April 26th from 2-5pm at the Dallas
Gay and Lesbian Center. Proceeds
will go to benefit the Texas Lesbian
Conference.For more info,or for pre-

sales and catalogues,call Susan at(214)
881-1467. Visa, MasterCard and Dis

cover will be accepted.

HOUSTON - Betsy will be celebrating
her Six Year Anniversary of The
RANCH on Sunday, April 26th —
don't miss the party! In addition to all
the anniversary activities,on Thursday,
April 9th, the Thursday Bowling
League will hold it's Award Ceremo
nies in the RANCH and on Sunday,

Curious Times in Dallas and Connec

April 12th, the Sunday Bowling
League will hold their awards in MS.

tions and Crosswords in Ft. Worth.

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Dear Agates
Answers to your questions about love,
RELATIONSHIIPS & PERSONAL PROBLEMS

Dear Agnes,

back and forth for months before we

I wrote to you back in November and
you published my letter in December's
Dimensions (letter signed "Miserable,
City Withheld").I wrote abouta woman
I had been dating for two years and I
finally broke up with her because we
always verbally and physically fought
Well, I ended up having to move be
cause she was constantly over at my
house causing problems all the time.
I'm so glad I did.I took your advice and
went to talk to someone.It helped alot.
Ifinally got the nerve to go outand meet
some people.Now I have lots offriends

physically met. I gave an in-depth de
scription of the kind of woman I am

and they are wonderful.I didn't think it
was possible I could have friends again
as much as my ex-lover was putting me
down all the time.
There were times when I started think

ing about her and got depressed. My
friends were right there to cheer me up
again. I want to say thanks to them for
being there,and thanks a million to you.
I'm a much happier person today!
VERY HAPPY IN:

Austin, TX

interested in. She knew that she didn't

fit the bill, but she continued to disillu
sion me. And,I began to fall in love..

.I compromised my standards the mo
ment I laid eyes on her. I accepted her

for the person I had grown to love
within — right down to the men's
BVD's and Stetson! But, she took ad
vantage of that love.

Although she claimed to have owned a
business, it became apparent that she

preferred to spend my money. There
were no contributions to the rent,food

or phone bill that she ran up accepting
collect calls from all over Texas! What

really hurt was her blatant disrespect
for me and my career, when she'd
scream at the top of her lungs about our

personal affairs during her temper tan
trums. Does my desire of a discreet

relationship make me homophobic?

As long as this is America and 1 have the
freedom to choose, 1 choose a woman

who looks like, acts like, and enjoys

being a woman.1 know that"Heartbro
ken" loves me; as 1 do her. But, as

Dear Happy,
It is great to hear that you are doing so
well! I wish you continued happiness
and success.

Dear Agnes,
This is in reference to your response to
"Heartbroken"(February 1992Dimen
sions),and your criticism of my former

mate.Maybe you wouldn't be sojudge
mental, if you were better informed...
"Heartbroken" and I wrote long letters

Arnold said, in the movie Torch Song

Trilogy,"... but, NOT enough!"
P.S. Hopefully, you have room to print
"the rest of the story."

Without "Love"
San Antonio, TX
Dear Without,

Thanks for filling us in. 1 realize that all
stories have two sides. Unfortunately,
in the letters 1 receive,there is only one
side of the story represented.

April '92 • Dimensions • Page 15

Dear Agnes,
I have a question I thought maybe you
could answer. I really don't get into
"butch" or "fluff. I am just me. Why

wear. It is always a good idea to get to
know people for who they are as indi

viduals. They will surprise you every
time. The woman with all the makeup

can't more women be like that?
I don't want someone who carries a

may be a great car mechanic, and the

wallet in their back pocket, nor do I

pocket may arrange flowers for a living

want someone that carries tons of

able, gentle, strong women anywhere?

... you just never know.
Perhaps Dimension's readers havesome
comments on this subject. I'd like to
hear from anyone who has an opinion

If so, point me in their direction.

on the stereotyping ofbutch and/or fluff

makeup in a purse.
Are there any down to earth, comfort

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CRUISING!

Cruises For Lesbian Women (and gay men too)
by Tasha Sumner
tions range from the Caribbean to the

Imagine sailing the ocean blue on aship
with hundreds ofwomen...gay woman.
Imagine that nobody cares if you kiss

So what's a cruise like and how do you

your lover in the dining room or hold

get on board? Well, we'll start with a

hands while you sunbathe on deck. If
you are single, imagine meeting other
single gay women from all over the
country (and the world) in one place.

little information about cruises in gen
eral and then move on to specific com

Sounds like fun, huh?

Twocompaniesare now offering cruises

for lesbians (others offer mixed - gay
men & lesbian — cruises). Destina

Nile.

panies.

THE CRUISE
Most cruise packages include every

thing except your travel to and from the
port city and your beverages(alcoholic
April '92 • Dimensions • Page 17

and non-alcoholic) while on board.

You'll also have to pay your own taxes,

and accommodations. Every cruise in
cludes nightly entertainment by some

gratuities and transfer fees.

of the best names in women's music.

Mostships offer one or two large dining
rooms as well as buffets in the lounge or

Past performers include(butaren'tlim
ited to)Chris Williamson,Teresa Trull

on deck. Most will make arrangements

and Tret Pure.

for special diets (vegetarian, diabetic,
salt-free, kosher, etc.) upon request

events with women from differentcom

when you make reservations. Food is

included in the price of the cruise.

If you are worried about being bored
while on board — don't! Most ships
have a lounge, one or more swimming
pools, and a gambling casino(depend

ing upon the ship). Activities range
from aerobic classes,dances and nightly
entertainment to 12-step meetings and
commitment ceremonies.

Most cruises offer planned tours and
activities while you are in a port, but
you are welcome to hit the local market

or explore on your own as long as you
are back on the ship in time for departirre.

What should you wear on a cruise?
Casual attire is fine although you will
be expected to "dress" for dinner(you

Olivia Cruises also offer meetings and

munities along the travel route. The
Greek cruise will offer a special cere
mony on the Isle of Lesbos for those
who wish to honor Sappho.The Alaska

cruise will offer plane rides over the
glaciers, hiking and other activities.
Special activities on Olivia cruises in

clude: singles nights, midnight buffets
on the deck, the "Dating Game", and
dancelessons. 12-step meetingsare also
available on all cruises.

Cruises for the remainder of 1992 in

clude: Alaska - 7 nights, June 19-26
leaving from Vancouver;and the Greek

Isles - 7 nights,September 14-21,leav
ing from Athens. A Mexican Riviera
Valentine's cruise is already scheduled

for February 13-20, 1993. This cruise
is 7 nights,leaves from San Diego,and

don't have to wear a tux or formal —

goes to Cabo San Lucas, Mazatlan and

unless you just want to).

Puerto Vallarta.

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Robin Tyler is well known for the suc

Olivia, the biggest name in women's

cess of her women's music and comedy
festivals and has had two sold-out all-

cruises, offers a variety of destinations

15842 Chase Street

Sepulveda, CA 91343

women cruises.Her nextcruise is sched

including; the Bahamas; the Mexican
Caribbean; the Mexican Riviera;
Alaska;and the Greek Isles(with a stop
at the Isle of Lesbos!). Prices start at

lucky group of women up the Egyptian
Nile. An optional, add-on tour ofIsrael

$795 per person all the way up to $2595

and a separate Nile cruise for men are

per person depending on destination

also available. Between now and the

uled for February 1993 and will take a

Nile cruises, Robin Tyler will offer a
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April 11, April 25,May
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Caribbean cruises all the way up to S1495

"least expensive women's cruise ever"

for the greek craises.

to the West Coast of Mexico (leaving
from San Diego)July 3-10.Prices start
at$299 and you have your choice ofa3,
4 or seven day cruise. Although Robin
Tyler produces a major women's music
festival,"women's" music is not a part

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MIXED CRUISES(for gay men& women)
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Their addresses and some basic information

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CoiWERSATIOSrS
With Biahia
Part X
BY NANCY FORD
Bianda was amazed at the ease in which the two-hundred some odd patrons(some odder than
others)flowed into and aroimd the club.It was the Power Hour atThe Storm Cellar—that weekly
post-work gathering of the lesbian community's movers and shakers.The subterranean meeting

place was once a huge wine cellar beneath Auntie Em's,Bianda's favorite restaurant. But since
the Reagan years, most of the wine served at Auntie Em's was generally stored in a cardboard
carton, leaving this voluminous cavem empty, echoing.
Butnottonight.Notduring Power Hour.The women crammed together,lined up in pseudo-rack

formation,somewhat akin to the wine bottles that had aged and ripened in thatsame room lifetimes
before. Many of them wore business suits and tasteful pumps,some comfortably, easily, while
others donned pantyhose only as an inevitable corporate disguise. On a good night they would
move together in one body,dancing in conversation and innuendo.Thisseemed to be a good night.

The women networked,drank,politicked,smoked and pontificated,thinly veiling their ancient
mating ritual.Two macfilUon years ago women huddled around a fire in a cave exchanging herbal

remedies, tribal songs and nurturing massages while their male counterparts pwunded the killing
trad.Tonight at The Storm Cellar women huddled together to organize fimding to propagate their
own social interests, or to share the name of a good investment broker, gynecologist or
veterinarian. With any luck these conversations de deux wdl later turn into invitations for a

cappucino nightcap upstairs at Auntie Em's.Perhaps later stiU some of the women,the one whose
planets and stars have aligned and linked double-heart fashion in the cosmos, will retire to the

nearest cave to exchange herbal remedies, tribal songs and tender nurturing massages.
Bianda scanned the periphery of the room looking for some human drama to entertain her.To
her left a group of five women discussed heatedly the difference between a lesbian and a gay

woman. Atthe comer tablejust beyond the debaters,two other women were having a confrontation

of another kind altogether. They stared at each other lustily as each raced to be the first to tonguetie a cherry stem.

"The one on the left.I give her a 5.5 for technical merit,but a perfect6 in artistic interpretation."
Amused,Bianda turned toward the direction of the quip.She recognized The Stranger, yet she
didn t. Farmliar anonymity. Say something, dummy, Bianda thought Say something quick,

something witty,something intelligent before this goddess is sucked Lck into the whirlpool,and

oii/o/my
h/e/orever.Bianda turned,and volleyed."Soooo,what's a well-adjusted,stable-looking
woman hke you domg m a tawdry place Wee this?"Bianda winced at her own triteness. That's it,
dazzle her with repartee.

The Stranger flashed a glistening smile,without doubtcausing atleast3or4fellow cave women
within her immediate sphere ofinfluence to lose their trains ofthought And if anyone could derail
a thought train, it would be tWs woman.She was diminuUve,barelv five feet tall in boots.Butshe
acted taU, confident.'Tawdry? Why whatever could you mean?" She spoke in a thick, halfmocking Southem Bellese. Again with the smile, except this time she partially concealed it's
radiance with a glass ofsoda and lime.'Tawdry? Why, my roommate just loves it when I come
home stained with Uquor I don't drink,reeking of cigarettes I don't smoke and six different kinds
of perfume I don't own."

Roommate? Bianda thought. Ten seconds into the conversation and she's already let me know
Page 22• Dimensions •April '92

that she doesn't have a lover,just a roommate.

Suddenly the sea surged,pitching her closer toward Bianda,gently pinning her between her and
the bar.The crowd ebbed,but The Stranger made no attempt to return to its previous position, her
body now somewhat jigsawing itself into Bianda's.
"This is kind of a neat place. Is it always this crowded?"

Aha,a new girl in town. Otherwise she would know that thisis the only nightofthe week it might
be dangerous tofire a cannon through the Storm Cellar's main throughway."Only when they're
lucky," Bianda offered. "Most of the time the bulk of the activity is going on upstairs in the
restaurant. You've never eaten at Auntie Em's?"

"No, my roommate and Ijust moved here about 3 weeks ago, and this is the first time we've,
I mean,I've gotten away from impacking boxes
Another roommate reference. Hmmmmm.

"- and I swore that ifI didn't get out to make some kind of human contact tonight,I'd just,I'd

just now The Stranger was fanning herself with a cocktail napkin."- well,Ijust felt like I was
going to explode!"She drained her soda,pteering over the edge of the glass at Bianda and actually
fluttering her eyelashes. As she leaned past Bianda to place her glass on the bar,Bianda detected
a faint hint of Jasmine.
Bianda realized that the Southern BeUe routine was no routine at all. Scarlett O'Hara lives, is

gay, and stood there before Bianda in all her Confederate splendor. She was nearly overcome by

a case of the vapors."Can I offer you another julep? — I mean soda — I mean, would you like
another drink?"

"Why how very kind of you. Yes, yes,I believe I would like a drink
Biandapivoted toward the bar,signaling for help.Before she could order another soda and lime.
The Stranger interrupted.
"- except this time I think I'd like something just a tad stronger. My daddy always drinks Jack

Daniels. And it's his birthday today, so I believe I'll have another Jack Daniels in my daddy's
honor. Straight, no rocks." Another smile, another flutter of the eyelashes. "But you have to
promise me,ifI get sUly you'll have to take care of me. After all, my roommate's out of town for
a couple days, and I have no one to rely upon to keep me out of trouble tonight."
Suddenly Bianda had an overwhelming urge to whistle Dixie."Well then,"Bianda said raising
her glass toward the south,"here's to Daddy, wherever he may be."
'Oh,I know where he is,"The Stranger stated matter-of-factly."He's in prison."She tossed the

drink down her throat in one swoop."Hejust doesn't imderstand my lifestyle, and he has such a
temper."

Bianda gulped air, then gulped the rest of her own cocktail in a single swallow.Her life passed
before her, followed by pages of a calendar flipping madly through the number of days, nights,
weeks it had been since she shared her bearskin,even for acouple hours, with another cave woman.
Before she could
speak,the woman had
ordered two more

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The Coffee Ceiib
Lesbians In The Arts • Books, Music, Movies, Etc.
This Month, Tasha Sumner Reviews:

HOUSTON
TOWN
by Deborah Powell

The END
of APRIL
by Penny Sumner
I've got two great (but very different)
mysteries to look at this month. The

alibi, Charlotte is the prime suspect.

firsi is Houston Town,the second in the

friend and upstairs neighbor while she

Hollis Carpenter Series by Deborah

sets out to find "whodunit."

Powell.

The setting is 1930s Houston. Hollis is

Along the way,Hollis finds a sheriffon
the take, a goofy and corrupt politician

sleeping soundly when she receives a

(who shows a remarkable resemblance

call from her friend Charlotte. Char
lotte has come home from a night out

to recent Texas gubernatorial candi

only to find a man's corp.se in her bed.

other corpse, and a charismatic woman

Hollis comes to the rescue, but Char
lotte refuses to tell anyone where she
was earlier in the evening. With no

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Hollis hides Charlotte with her gay

date, Clayton "Claytie" Williams), an
evangelist with a past. Wading through
offers of sex and money and dodging
threats on her life. Holli-S must figure

out how all these people fit together.

You may recall that I really liked Ms.

the same language. I still haven't fig
ured out whata"punt"is.(I think it may

Powell's first book, Bavou Citv Se

be a rowboat,butit could also be an oar,

crets. and Houston Town is a great

or even the act of rowing. If anybody

follow-up. If Larry McMurtry (author

out there knows, write me, I would

of Texasville and Lonesome Etovel

appreciate it!) This was a great story,

wrote big city mystery novels,this might

but the cultural differences in the lan

be what came out. The eccentricities

of her characters are delightful. Ms.
Powell's writings are bright, witty,and
thoroughly readable. She captures the

guage did make it hard for this Texas
girl to get through. Maybe a glossary in
the back would help?
Other than the problems with the lan

seediness of 1930's Houston with a

guage, I really enjoyed The End of

flair that few others could master.

April. Ms. Sumner shows great prom

ise as a mystery writer.

Our second novel is a mystery from
Penny Sumner.The End of April intro-

Both Houston Town and The End of

duces Victoria Cross(nickname,'Tor"),

April are available at your local book
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She has come home to England at the
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something Victoria can't figure out,so
she decides to look
into it.
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Do you stand on your own two feet, or
do you allow other people to dictate

3. Are you always stressing your

your emotions and reactions? How do

good points to anyone who will

week?

you deal with the everyday crises of

listen?

life? Answer the following questions

4. Do you "throw a fit" when things

Yes or No to find out!

don't go your way?

5. Is it hard for you to make promises

t

because you hate to feel obligated?

t. Do you believe that age is a state
of mind?

2. Are you bored when you have to
stay home more than two nights a

/. Do you read books and articles on
self-improvement?
April '92 • Dimensions • Page 27

2. Do you keep a close check on your
finances?

3. Do you keep a journal of day to

much of other people. You are fairly
self-confident, but you may be a bit
judgmental. Relax and have fun — you

day events?

are too serious about life and how it

4. Do you give your advice freely,
without prompting?
5. Do you have a hard time making a

should be lived.

3

decision until you know the facts?

t. Are you a "slave to fashion"?

2. Are you always borrowing clothes,
jewelry, tools, books, etc.?
3. Does money seem to slip through
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4. Do you try to hide your problems

You are not very self-reliant, but you
help build up the self-confidence of
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fantasizing, you should set out to make
just one of your dreams come true.
Once you've had a taste of success you
will become more self-reliant.

from friends and try to solve them
yourself?
5. Do you like romance novels?

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answers in any category, read that
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read both (or all three) answers.

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do well in all your endeavors. You
are an independent thinker and don't

like any effort to change your mind.
You are courageous and imaginative,
however, you should listen more
closely to those around you — their
opinions and advice could be valu
able.

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efforts and therefore you expect too

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Horoscope
What's in the stars for you this month?

ARBES
Balancing the physical, emotional,and
mental demands placed on you during

the first week of April could be tough.
A romantic alliance could have you
walking an emotional tightrope after
the 8th. Talk with friends to ease your

tionally draining situation could be at
the heart of your black mood. Make
changes now and the mood will im
prove immediately, if you wait the rift
may be permanent. Watch your money
closely after the 18th, your financial

picture looks murky for the rest of April

anxieties. Tensions ease towards

so batten down the hatches and cut out

month's end if you get differences out

some frivolous items in your budget.

in the open and talk them through.

UBO
TAURUS
Knowing when to quit can help in all
areas during the first part of April. Your

Tension that has been building in the
past few months starts to diminish dur

ing the first week of April. Both finan

love life,career & finances will al ben

cial and emotional worries will be eased

efit from quitting while you are ahead.

by a few happy coincidences early in
the month.The biggest problem you'll
have isjuggling home and career inter
ests. A good balance between the two

After the 17th you may have to spend
some time finishing up personal proj
ects.Outside responsibilities take up all
your time after the 24th. Take an occa

works well until after the 24th when

you'll have to put all your efforts to

sional time out or you won't make it
through!

wards yottr career.

GEMOJI

VIRGO

Put old hurts behind you and look to the

A project you started months ago will

future during the first week of April.

finally start to pay off during April.

Big (positive) changes are on the hori
zon and you need to be ready to take

Everything seems to be looking up this

advantage of them. After the lOth your

standstill, gets a jump start and your
love life is definitely improving.Change
is the watchword forApril,so getready I

social life will take a turn for the better.
You have what it takes this month to
attractnewfriendsandromance. Some

month. Your career, which seemed at a

one close to you might not be leveling
with you towards month's end. Pay

After the 24th you may finally have
time to get away for a long awaited
vacation, it may be a short one, but it

attention and don't get taken.

will cure your wanderlust for awhile.

CAACER

eibra

You tend to be more serious than usual

You may have taken on more responsi

during the first week of April. An emo

bilities than you can handle during the

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Propeity of the Center

off what you can or you'll be feeling
pretty exhausted. After the 15th you'll
be having an itch to get away from it all,
but you won't be able to. Turn this to
your advantage by pushing your career
ahead. You'll finally be able to relax

what you need to recharge you batter
ies. After the 21Sta new money-making
project could put a dent in your wallet
temporarily. Don't worry — you'll get
you investment back ... with interest!

after the 25th.

AQUARIUS
Problems at home or with family may

SCORPIO
Someone you care about could be play
ing on your sympathies to get what they
want during the first week of April. Be
firm and say "no", you won't be sorry.
After the 8th your social life takes the
spoUight and you are the prime attrac
tion.Yourcheerful attitude draws people
to you like a magnet. After the 24th the
pace will slow down and let you focus
on career matters.

cut into your free time during the first
week of April. Keep yourcool—a nice
getaway is in the works after the 6th. A
romantic attraction around the 19th may
be short-lived. Keep an eye on your
pocketbook or you could wind up over
spending. Your emotions swing wildly
after the 24th.Try to think things trough

logically instead of emotionally.

PISCES
An unpleasant argument with a close

SAGirrARIUS
Your charm will make you new friends
and let you enjoy old ones during the
first week of April. After the 6th, a
shock to your budget could cause some

friction between you and a partner. Be
careful what you say after the 20th or
you could make things even worse with

a tactless remark. Stay focused on the

friend could have you feeling down
during the first week of April. One of
you may want a more intimate relation
ship while the other does not — talk it
outand you'll be alright. Your creativ
ity is in the forefront during the second

and third week. Tension on the job
could mar your good mood after the
25th — don't let it get to you.

positive.

CAPRICORN
Your social calendar

fills up quickly dur
ing the first week of
April. Pick and
choose which invita

tions you accept
since demands on

your time will be

high. You'll proba
bly need to rest up
after the 9th. A short
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ThB DiRBCTORr
A Listing of Service Organizations, Businesses & Clubs
ALBUQUERQUE, NM (area code 505)
organizations
SIstsr Source Cooparative & Lesbian Resource Line
144 Harvard SE-258-2116

AMARILLO,TX (area code 806)
organizations
Lesbian/Gay Alliance • PC Box 9361 79105•359-4219
MCC ol Amarillo • PC Box 1275• 3724557

Business Delivery Systems
14902 Preston Rd. 75240 - 733-1108
Curious Times - Women's Books etc.

4008D Cedar Springs - 522-5887

Clubs
Sue Ellen's - 3903 Cedar Springs - 559-0707

organizations
Affirmation - PO Box 225831 75222 - 948-1546
AIDS Resource Center - P.O. Box 190712 75219
Asians & Friends - PO Box 9142 75209 -392-3339

Congregation Beth El Binah

ARLiNGTON.TX (area code 817)
organizations

P.O. Box 64460 752206 - 497-1591

Dallas Gay Alliance - P.O. Box 190712 75219 - 528-0144
Dallas Gay/Lesbian Historic Archives

Gay/Lesbian Association ol UTA

P.O. Box 190712 75219 - 821-1653

P.O. Box 19348-77, UTA St. 76019• 794-5140

Dallas Gay Youlh Group
300 Turtle Creek Piaza #116 - 307-7203

AUSTiN.TX (area code 512)
CiUtTS
Nexus • 305 W. 5th • 472-5288

Dallas Outdoors • P.O. Box 35474 75235 • 276-5270
Dallas Tavern Guild - 3900 Lemmon Ave. #220 - 526-5292

Dignity/Dallas - PO Box 190133 75219 - 2268101
Rrst Church of Divine Ifetaphysics - 2701 Reagan
P.O. Box 683 75221 - 826-7110, Ext. 302

organizations

Foundation for Human Understanding - 5284233

Atlinnallon (Methodist)•7403 Shoal Greek • 45t-2329
Austin Latlno/a Lesbian/Gay Organization

GLAAD/Dalias - P.O. Box 190712 75219 - 526GLAD

P.O. Box 1350 78787 ■ 2808107

2727 Oak Lawn 75219 - 528-2811

Austin LesblantGay Political Caucus

Lesbian Information Line (UL)

P.O. Box 822 78767• 462-9888

P.O. Box 191443 75219 - 528-2426

Grace Fellowship in Christ Jesus

Bound By Desire (Women's S/M Support Groi^)

Lesbian/Gay Poiiticai Coalition

P.O. Box 26583 78755 - 473-7104

P.O. Box 224424 75222 - 828-9882

Center lor Battered Women • Lesbian Grotp
385-518t or 928-9070 (hotline)
Gay/Lesbian Student Association at UT Austin

Lesbian Resource Center -1315 Skiies • 821-3999
Lesbian Visionaries • P.O. Box 191443 75219 -528-4087

Metropiex Republicans

458-3971 ■Box275TexasUnion 78712-7338

P.O. Box 191033 75219 - 941-8114

Lesbian/Gay Rights Lobby • 601 W. 18lh St • 474-5475

Oak Lawn Community Services

Lesbian Mothers - Karen • 339-8508
Live Wire Productions • PO Box 141202 78714

Oak Lawn Symphonic Band

Metropolitan Community Church

1100 ^ringdale Rd. • 929-3660

Oasis Ministry • 5555 N. Lamar Blvd. til 01 • 441 -9191

P-Flag (Parents/Friends LesbiansGays) • 328-3830
Sapphlirel • Lesbian Social Groi^i
Meeting Address • 1700 S. Lamar
MaiSng Address • 201 W. Slassney, Ste. #321 78745-3156
Waterloo Counseling Center
507 Powell 78703 • 322-9654

Texas Human Rights Foundation
601 W.lBlh Si-4798473

AIDS Legal Assistance 1-800-828-6417

The Treehouse (Lesbian Mothers Support Group)
607NtjecesSt. 78701 -477-5822

DALLAS, TX (area code 214)
businesses
Advanced Electrolysis - 3209 Premier Dr. #124
Piano, TX 75075 - 424-7147

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P.O. Box 191094 75219- 5206108

P.O. Box 190973 75219 ■ 986-1751
PFLAG/Daiias - 5566640

SDA Kinship-POBox38454 75238 - 373-8484
WANT (Women In The Arts) 288-929/ 823-3105
Womyn Together • 3920 Cedar Springs -5284233

DENTON, TX (area code 817)
clubs
Bedo's -1215 E. University - 566-9910

businesses

Athena's Attic ■ books, jewelry, art, etc.

106 N. Austin St.-565-9755

organizations
COURAGE, lesbian Gay Student Org.

P.O. Box 5067 76203 • 382-3813

Harvest Metropolitan Community Church
5900 South Slemmons 76205 - 1-800-497-HMCC

FT. WORTH (area code 817)
organizations
Agape MCC • 5 SE Loop 820•535-5002
Aflirmatlon (Methodisl)•478-7837
RESPECT - Gay/Lesbian Association
828 Hardwood Rd.• HursL TX 76054

National Gay Alliance for Young Adults, Inc.
P.O. Box 190426

Dallas, TX 75219-0426•(214)307-7203
National Gay/Lesbian Clearinghouse
666 Broadway 4lh Floor - NY, NY 10012
National Gay/Lesbian Crisisllne
t-808SOS-GAYS

National Gay/Lesbian Task Force
1517 U Street NW

HOUSTON,TX (area code 713)
businesses

Washington D.C. 20009 - 202-332-6483
The Fund for Human Dignity
666 Broadway 4th Ftoor - NY, NY 10012

Inklings • an alternative bookshop
1846 Richmond ■ 521-3369

ciubs
Ranch •9218 Buffalo Spdwy.•666-3464
Ms. B's • 9208 Buffalo Spdwy.•666-3356
XTC • 9212 Buffalo Spdwy.• 666-3356

organizations
AIDS Foundation -3927 Essex Lane• 623-6796
AIDS HOTLINE • do SwKchboard ■ 529-3211

NORMAN,OK (area code 405)
organizations
Women's Resource Center
P.O. Box 5089 73070

OKLAHOMA CITY, OK (area code 405)
organizations

Gay/Lesbian Students University of Houston

Oasis the Community Center

4800 Calhoun-529-3211

2135 NW 39th 73112-528AIDS

Gay & Lesbian Switchboard

Heriand Sister Resources,Inc.

P.O. Box 66591 77266 •529-3211

2312 NW39th 73112 - 521-9696

Houston Gay Political Caucus
P.O. Box 66664 77266-521-1000

Kingdom Community Church ■ 6t4 E. 19th •862-7533
Lambda ALANON • Lambda Center for Alchoholics
1214Joanne-521-9772

SAN ANGELO,TX (area code 915)
businesses
Books Etc., Inc. - Lesbian/Gay/Alternative Books

Lesbian/Gay Studsnts-Univ. Houston Clear Lake
2700 Bay Area 77058
Metropolitan Community Church Of The Resurrection

2410 W. Ave N 76904 - 942-1544

1919Decatur-861-9t49

SAN ANTONIO,TX (area code 512)

Montrose Counseling Center
900 Lovetl #203 77006 •529-0037

Montrose Pool League/Billiards ■ PJ 863-8482
PWA Coalition - Houston • t475 W. Gray #163• 522-5428
Womynspace • P.O. Box 980601 77098-0601
Women's Softball League •643t Pineshade ■ 868-6256

clubs
Memories•6402 Callaghan • 340-1241
Nexus San Antonio ■ 8021 Pinebrook • 341-2818

organizations
DIgnity/San Antonio - 202 N. St. Mary's - 349-3632
Integrity/San Antonio

LUBBOCK,TX (area code 806)

P.O. Box 150006 78212 - 684-4920

businesses

202 Holland 78212 - 822-1121

Ellie's Garden ■ 2812 34th St.• 796-0880

Lambda Students Center -1140 W. Woodlawn Ave.

organizations

LISA (Lesbian Information SA) - 828-LISA (5472)
SALGA - San Antonio Lesbian & Gay Assembly - 733-7300

Lubbock Lesbian/Gay Alliance & Wild Wilde West Prod.

River City Living Metropolitan Community Church

P.O. Box 64746 79464• 796-2403

SALSA - San Antonio Lambda Students Alliance
P.O. BOX12715 78212-SALSALine7381225

Community Outreach Center & Outreach AA fTues.@
8pm) • 102 N.Ave.S-866-4380

San Antonio AIDS Foundation
P.O. Box 120113 78212-9313

San Antonio Tavern Guild - 822-2823

NATIONAL ORGANiZATIONS
Affirmation: United Methodists for Lesbian/Gay
Concerns• P.O. Box 1021 • Evanston, IL 60204
AIDS Action Council • 729 Eighth St. S.E. Suite 200

Washington, DC 20003 -(202) 547-3101
AIDS 800 - 1-808221-7044
Conference For Catholic Lesbians

P.O. Box 436, Planetarium Station - New 'fork, NY 10024
GLAAD/USA - 80 Varick St. #3E - NY, NY 10013
Hate Crime Line - 1-800-347-HATE

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BLACK, Feminine, Attractive in my
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One who will cooperate and won't be
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GWF, Sincere; Affectionate; Roman

say I've spoiled myself. I'm tired of

tic; Cute"soft-butch"; Versatile in hob

being alone with a great lifestyle, and
am looking for a beautiful lesbian His
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beaches, and about anywhere else I
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A Femewst Perspective
A New Monthly Column From The Lesbian/Gay Rights Lobby
WRinEN By Laurie Eiserloh, Executive Director
Many of you may have heard the term "Log Cabin Republican."This is the name of a nationwide
organization of individuals who are gay and yet support the Republican party. The name "Log
Cabin" refers to Abraham Lincoln's humble, and perhaps mythical, abode in the woods Illinois.

This is an unusual name considering how few lesbians are members of this organization. One can
almost picture alog cabin clubhouse with a sign on the door"Girls Keep Out." Also,the word"log"
conjures up certain phallic images.This connotation was probably not purposeful,but as Dr.Freud

said,"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." And sometimes, well...

Log Cabin members agree with the Republican party's economic ideas, but disagree with the
party s social stance on the issues of gay rights and choice. The goal of Log Cabin is to alter
repressive social policies by working within the party. Although I agree, in theory, with the Log

Cabin goals,I question if it is possible to separate the Republican party's economic policies from
its social policies. I also question whether we, as lesbians and as feminists, should support Log
Cabin.

The Reagan administration ushered in a new era of Republican politics whereby the Republican
party used organized religion and repressive social policies to gamer the votes ofindividuals who
would not benefit from the party's economic stance. This strategy depended heavily upon deepseated prejudices in American society and was aimed at middle class and working class Americans

who economically had nothing to gain by supporting the Republican party. However, these
individuals could rest assured that by supporting the Republican party that they were voting for
so-called "family-values.""Family values"is a catch phrase for policies that penalize lesbian/gay
people, women,and single parents. Thus,the economic and social goals of the Republican party
are inextricably connected and it may not be possible, as the Log Cabin Republicans suggest, to
support the Republican's economic policies without supporting their social policies.

We are all familiar with the Republican's racist and sexist stand on the issues. With respect to gay
and lesbian people, their stance is equally appalling. For instance, the Texas Republican Party
Platform states,"Homosexuality should not be presented as an acceptable lifestyle in schools ..
. no person should receive special privileges based on sexual preference — homosexuality

necrophilia, pedophilia, beastiality, or incest..." It also seeks to deny us custody and visitation

of our children. Although 1 know many Republicans who do not agree with the platform,few are
willing to do so publicly.

Even if it were possible to separate economic policies from social issues,1 do not see why women
should support the economic policies put forth by the Republican party. As women, we are far
more likely to be left without basic human rights such as health care. We are also far more likely
to care for the young and the elderly. These human services issues are not a priority in the
Republican party.

1 am not suggesting that we should offer our support to the Democratic party. Currently,1 know
of two races in the state of Texas where the Republican candidate may, in fact, be stronger on
progressive issues than the Democratic opposition. However, this is more the exception than the
rule. As lesbians and as feminists, it is important for us to engage in the political process and
understand how these issues of electoral politics affect our community.

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